Just got my daily memo from Karl. See, even though I think Bush is a buffoon, that his position on the AWB was a travesty, feel that any money spent on the NEA is a waste (and I'm an artist), hate the fact that the government keeps growing under his command, and the irritating habit he has of not bitch slapping John Kerry daily, I seem to be included in the To-Do memo that everyone else in the VRWC gets. Here's today's note:

-----Original Message-----
From: Karl Rove (rover@vwrc.org)
Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2004 9:43 AM
To: VRWC Members Pajama Unit; Powerline,InDC Journal,LGF,Allah,Jeff G.,Michele,Michelle,Spoons,Wizbang,QandO,Dean Esmay,Bill Quick,Sharp as a Marble
CC: pretzelBoy@vwrc.org, theDick@vrwc.org
Subject: Today's Marching Orders

All,

First, let me say that you are all doing a terrific job with Rather. I've not seen anyone look that uptight since I secretly put Ex-Lax in Gore's coffee during those debates last election cycle. At this rate, the entire population will be questioning those memos so much that they won't even remember Bush never even finished high school, much less joined the Guard.

I hope you all are doing your part for the Environment. Hummer & SUV sales are up as are gas prices. At this rate, we will have depleted the world's supply of oil by 2009 and with the Global Warming, there will be nothing left to fuel the world's vehicles besides trees from the rain forests and baby seal blood. Don't forget to dump your used motor oil near playgrounds or 'wetland preserves'.

Operation "Hide Osama Until October" has run into a snag. There was a problem with the lease agreement at the U-Store-It. We're going to have to move him before the end of September, does anyone know of any good self storage places in Idaho? If so, please drop Condi an email at ShugaMamma@vrwc.org.

Now, on a more serious note, it has been brought to my attention that some of you might have been blogging about issues not outlined in the handbook. While it may appear that you are helping, please remember that thoughts are a dangerous thing and you should not run any story until it has been cleared by me or Scott. We wouldn't want someone to slip up and say something that might put doubt into people's minds. Remember, if anyone finds out about us working with Cleland, Burkett, or Daschle, we'd be finished.

Oh, and before I forget, we're resetting the frequency of MindRay1 and MindRay13 this Saturday at 0230. The new frequency is 23.87GHz. It appears a batch of Reynolds Aluminum foil had a flaw that was blocking the old signals. Try to get people to put the shiny side in, that will help concentrate the beams a little bit more.

All in all, a good week. Keep up the good work and before you know it, the world will be ours.

K. Rove
Galactic Overlord