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Tampa, FL. - The White House today refused to answer questions about a popular photo released by the Bush campaign regarding Bush and his TANG service.

"Bush absolutely fulfilled his commitment to TANG", White House spokesman Scott McClelland said during a press conference today. "The photos are accurate and we have no reason to question their authenticity."

However, within hours of the photos release, various web logs, or "Internet Pajama Parties" scrutinized the picture, questioning it as a possible forgery.

"It's obviously a fake", declared Burke Billet, a member of the website Free Underground. Burke and other 'Frunders' as they are known examined the photo looking for tell tale signs of possible manipulation.

"It was obvious that this was a fraud. The TANG jar looks plastic, and plastic hadn't even been invented back then."

Free Underground is a web site for partisan moderates.

Other professional Internet writers also questioned the typeface used on the TANG bottle. Bill Ardolino, of the website www.indcjournal.com, drew attention to the way the letters were laid out on the label. "The T obviously overhangs the A. This is known as Kerning. I know a lot about kerning since I watch CBS." Ardolino questioned the ability of printers in the early 70's even knowing what kerning was.

Many come forward

Many people, wearing Kerry / Edwards t-shirts and holding signs that read "Anyone But Bush", have come forward claiming that Bush never even liked TANG.

"George was more of an Ovaltine type of guy", said Jeff Goldstein. "Bush was my next door neighbor for a while and we'd talk on my driveway about all kinds of things. I never saw him anywhere near TANG."

Questions remain whether or not Bush received preferential treatment.

Many people are upset that the possible forgery is moving the spotlight away from the more important accusation that Bush received preferential treatment.

"Oh yeah, he always got special treatment", claims Fred Nubbins, a former schoolmate of Bush. "I remember in the 2nd grade, Georgie would throw a fit if they gave him white milk and the lunch ladies would always switch it out with chocolate."

Susan "Suzy" Johnson remembers other signs of special treatment in the 3rd grade. "Every time they called roll, the teachers would always pick George first. And heaven forbid there was a fire drill or a field trip because Bush would always be at the front of the line."

Mrs. Garron, Bush's elementary teacher, denied any preferential treatment. "His last name was Bush. It starts with a B. Since we did things alphabetically and no one had a name that started with an A, of course he went up front."

Mrs. Garron was summarily dismissed by 60 Minutes as a rabid Bush supporter.

More on this breaking story as it develops

rolled out on Monday, September 20, 2004 9:23 PM
Comments
# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - Sofia

Rolled Out On: 9/20/2004 9:43 PM

ROTFLMAO!!

Hilarious! I can't stop laughing!

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - tee bee

Rolled Out On: 9/20/2004 9:51 PM

dude, your satire is sharp as a ginzu knife. I mean sharp as a marble. I mean it's funnier than anything else out there. tx!

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - Guy S.

Rolled Out On: 9/20/2004 10:25 PM

You youngsters need to check your facts...TANG was, in fact, used by the original Mercury Seven astronauts. And was soon after a taste treat enjoyed by young and old alike, across the USA.

In fact, nothing beats an early morning riser, of three teaspoons of TANG with a couplle of jiggers of vodka and a bit of cold water to even things out a tad. A real eye opener!

Yours truly,

Ken Fuddrucker,
Vice President Kraft Foods, TANG div, saile and marketing (ret)

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - Jane

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 12:12 AM

As long as its not Kool_Aid, he's still got my vote.

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - TC-LeatherPenguin

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 12:37 AM

I actually have shot fish in a barrell.
lordy, this is way more fun!

# Scott Ott: Meet Your Match! - Brain Fertilizer

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 2:04 AM

My good friend, SAAM*, has several times bemoaned his tendency to produce his best work in the comment sections of other people's blogs. Well, he's certainly done some top-notch humor and insight on his own blog before, but I think...

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - Frostbitten in Canada

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 3:55 AM

TANG (Trustworthy American News Giants)

Who cares if it is real or not!

"Even someone who lies can be an honest person," Dan Rather.

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - DimPenumbra

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 12:12 PM

> a member of the website Free Underground. Burke and other 'Frunders' as they are known

I presume the opposition at the "Democratic Republic" site are known as DeRe-aires.

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - Michael Isikoff

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 2:04 PM

STOP IT!

You're being distracted from the REAL issue!

Even without the picture, <b>THERE ARE STILL IMPORTANT QUESTIONS ABOUT BUSH'S CHOICE OF DRINK</b>.

Questions that BUSH REFUSES TO ANSWER!!

Mr. President, please, answer the questions!

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - QA_FAN

Rolled Out On: 9/21/2004 10:05 PM

I wasn't sure if the picture was a fake or not so I typed T A N G into Microsoft Word using the default settings and Times New Roman 12 point font. The results confirmed that the picture is indeed a fake.

It came out " Karl Rove"

Get Dan Rather on the phone.

# RE: Possible Photo Forgery Calls Bush's TANG Commitment Into Question - Jo

Rolled Out On: 9/22/2004 6:54 PM

Incidentally, all the talk of TANG did find me at Albertson's the other night for a canister of orangey-sugary-goodness I hadn't had since forever. Incidentally, it's really not even in canisters anymore...these weird plastic jars instead. I'm old. :P

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