You read crap like this... 

They found that five young people had erected a bamboo tripod and hung meat hooks from it. A young woman, her feet brushing the surface of the shallow water, dangled from the frame, hooks embedded firmly in her shoulders.

My favorite part?

Lt. Tom Brazil of the Coast Guard said a young man, who also had hooks embedded in his heavily pierced and tattooed skin, told him the group was “just enjoying the afternoon.”

Now, they're looking into if there is anything the police can do about it. Unless they are putting unwilling participants on the hooks, I'd say the police have more to worry about than some whack jobs who are pretending to be a side of beef.

Again, my home state illustrates why we probably shouldn't be allowed to vote as a whole.