Being a viktim of the publik skool system, I'm not the best writer. In real life, I've got a blazingly fast sense of wit and keep people in stitches a lot, especially since I'm not afraid to cut jokes in 'serious' situations. Trust me, I'm a hoot at funerals.

However, switch me to blogger mode, and I stumble for words. What I want to say doesn't come out right or just isn't always funny. And this is compounded in weirdity when I look at my comments in other blogs where I do happen to pull it off quite well. Must be one of those 'blank canvas' things that artists complain about.

Oh well, I could work harder, but I think I'll just blame Jeff G. for stealing all the good material. I mean, hell, anyone can make a joke out of Michael Moore and cannolis.