Rolled Out On: 7/20/2004 4:00 PM

Everybody else is making jokes about Sandy Berger. I might as well, too:...

Rolled Out On: 7/20/2004 4:15 PM

In other news, I'm suing the left for medical services. All the Sandy "Big Pants" Berger spin today has given me a nasty case of whiplash. I mean, he stuffed the papers in his socks. His socks, for crying out...

Rolled Out On: 7/20/2004 10:52 PM

SpongeBerger ScandalPants And socks, too! If I haven't mentioned this before, Berger is sooooo busted. But it got me to thinking...what have we got so farSo far, SpongeBerger Scandalpants got busted sneaking off with Top Secret stuff. Bad news. Worse...

Rolled Out On: 7/22/2004 1:49 AM

[singing] Who lives in a hotel in downtown DC

Rolled Out On: 7/22/2004 7:17 AM

David, you're angling for a banning aren't you? Now I'm going to have that damn song in my head (again) all the way to work.....