Florida nearing 1,000,000 active CCW permits

The number of active concealed weapons licenses in Florida, already home to more owners of such registered weapons [ed. Uh, no sir, we don’t register weapons here] than any other U.S. state, is expected to reach the 1 million mark next week, a state official said on Wednesday.

Of course, the number of people given permits who went on to a life of crime are staggering!

Applications for the permits in the state of 19.1 million people have doubled since 2007. Only 0.3 percent of the more than 2 million total permits issued since 1987 have been revoked, said Florida Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam.

Trust me .3% looks staggering when you do it in scientific notation.

Someone make sure to take away Ladd Everitt’s belt before he goes to bed.