Based on my own close reading of the internet, the picture of the Butthurt locker should not contain a padlock, and the door should be wide open, making all the Butthurt storage & supply site instantly available to all who wish to contribute to it, or take some out of it.

That was just what I needed this morning

Shouldn't that locker be pink and purple with hippie flowers on it and a "Co-Exist" sticker?

You win at the interwebz.