OK, probably ONE person reading this will get the joke, because it's a reference to an in-joke in a subculture within a fandom, but I have to make it, so please forgive me, but...

All I see are chickens!

Is that last one Caleb's holster?

This one is for Lissa:

Why u haz a flavor?

Because race gun

Why you gotta pick on the Little Giant?

Why duck lips? BECAUSE CALEB.

:-)

Scoot Scoot Scootaloo!

As for the second picture would a 1911 count as a race gun then?
(I kid, I kid, and I carry one).

Why completely impractical for concealed cary?

BECAUSE RACE GUN!

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Why kill poor black guy?

BECAUSE *RACE* GUN!

(ok, sorry... probably funnier in my head than in an actual comment)

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Why is that man dressed like a walking billboard?

Because Race Gun!

And Jack is that one person I was talking about. :)

I guess when you can't financially compete with the big boys with expensive toys, you take to trying to shame them.

I've been making fun of race guns since they first showed up in the '80's.

We have exactly one regular Open shooter at the local club, who runs Open because anything else is too challenging at his age. The less regular Open shooter does things with that gun that I'd have never though possible with a firearm.

Nothing warms the cockles of my heart more than watching a D Class Open shooter murph up a course of fire even worse than me. Why spend $5k on a gun when $500 worth of practice ammo would do for your shooting?

That being said, watching the GOOD open shooters tear up a course of fire in 1/4 the time it takes me is mighty impressive to watch.

And here's my contribution.

Why Aryans?
BECAUSE MASTER RACE GUN

Fun.

Here's my weak one

Why not pick up brass at USPSA match?
Because race gun

That being said, watching the GOOD open shooters tear up a course of fire in 1/4 the time it takes me is mighty impressive to watch.

Even more impressive is watching Todd Jarrett tear up a stage even faster shooting single stack than the Master level Open guy.

It's nice to be able to see two different shooters who were in the top ten at the World IPSC match at the two closest clubs.

Top shooters aren't clustered as tightly up in VA and NC as they are in places like GA and FL. But they're there enough to ensure that you'll never have to worry about slipping into the "big fish/little pond" mentality. You are always very aware of how small a fish you still are.

Why too loud to RO?

Because compensated race gun.

Great. Now the kids have a new answer to the test questions at school.

Why not pick up brass at USPSA match?
Because race gun

It's actually more like, 'why brass so expensive that shooter crawl around in dirt looking for last piece? Because race gun.'

9 major has way surpassed 38 super and super comp in my neck of the woods. I never even heard of 9 major until about 2 years ago. So...

Why these 9mm reloads have bulged brass and not fit in chamber?
Because race gun

Because a gun is not a race car. A gun is not a pig, either.

Why trench coat in middle of Texas summer.

Because race gun only gun.

Why shower cap on gun in middle of desert?

Because Race Gun

and to be a bit more accurate:

Why only pick up my brass but not tape or set steel?

Because Race Gun

Suck at mag changes?

Because Race Gun

Why gay little holster, you ask...

Because it's less gay than the fishing photographer tactical vest!