Those who know me know that I am a utilitarian person by nature, especially when it comes to guns. I don’t all misty eyed and nostalgic for classic 1911’s and wheel guns and I’m the last person you want to own something of historic nature. Because Imma gonna shoot the damned thing.
That isn’t to say I don’t have… yearnings. I think we all do. However, my frugalness (read – broke ass) generally prevents me from spending money on things that would be more akin to toys than real gear.
But what if it didn’t? What 5 firearms would I purchase, should price nor practicality be an issue?
#5 – Smith & Wesson Model 500
I’m a recoil junkie, and the thought of launching a half in projectile from a handgun makes me all tingly where my pants would be if I wore them.
#4 – A Tactilite 50BMG upper
Speaking of halves of inches, nothing quite ‘reaches out and touches someone’ than 14,000 ft. lb. of energy travelling at 2,800 feet per second. My shoulder aches at the thought, but it’s aches of joy.
#3 – Gyrojet
Three words. Rocket. Propelled. Bullets.
#2 – Coonan .357 Magnum
My lust for a Deagle in .357 Magnum was replaced when I discovered the Coonan. I have a soft spot in my heart for .357 Magnum (technically speaking, my heart is soft enough so that any round would damage it) and this is my fantasy list, so I don’t have to justify myself to you Mr. Whydon’tyougeta38superinstead.
#1 – Last and certainly not least, the KRISS VECTOR
I love the way the rifle looks. It’s rare to get me to enjoy something aesthetically like the Kriss does. Plus, I could actually use it. I think it would make a swell home defense weapon. .45 ACP is a perfectly valid Goblin-stopper, the short length makes it good for close quarters (which my house is), the recoil system, while better suited for full auto, would help accuracy, and I could put a red dot and a can on it for safer operation.
What about you? What 5 guns do you lust after?
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IMI Galil
SCAR-17
S&W .41 Magnum 4"
Custom 1911 chamber in .38 Super
2. A Barrett model 82A1.
3. A Smith and Wesson Registered Magnum, ideally with box, tools, original paperwork, and such.
4. A Styer Scout in .308.
5. A Remington XP-100 in .221 Fireball. When I was a little six year old kid reading my dad's gun magazines and The How and Why Wonder Book of Guns, I thought this was the coolest gun in the world. So this is more of a nostalgia purchase...
1. Ordnance QF 25 pounder
2. US 37mm M6 Cannon
3. BESA medium Machine gun
4. Vickers 3.7 Heavy Anti-aircraft gun
5. Vickers BL 5.5 inch Medium Gun
Ruger Gunsite Scout Rifle
Robinson Arms XCR-L
Original M1A1 Paratrooper Carbine
Original IMI Jericho 941 (with both 9mm and .41 AE barrels)
Nothing too exciting, but I'm exceedingly practical and short on funds.
2) full-size SA 1911, duh
3) Solothurn 20mm, a whoooole sweaterful of Finnish sisu and mischief
4) my first revolver, for the hell of it
5) the back of my pickup full of Gunwalker toys with "Holder" on the paperwork
http://lastrefugeofascoundrel.blogspot.com/2011/09/guns-i-want.html
but here goes;
1) Ruger Blackhawk in .357 (or Super Blackhawk in .44)
2) Winchester Model 94 Short Rifle in 30-30 (or Remington Model 700 in 30-06)
3) M1A (or M14) Springfield (wood furniture, please)
4) Mosin M38 carbine
5) AR-15 pattern EBR
There are more, but these are the top 5 in order of wantingness. Order of wantingness has changed since I first compiled the list.
1) Commander size 1911 in 9mm, bobtail, aluminum frame, no-snag sights (Novak?). I would use it for CC. Why? Because... well just because.
2) Freedom Arms Model 97, .357Mag, 3 or 3 ½” barrel, fixed sights, round butt. Because I think it would be a nice little packing pistol.
3) Coonan .357 Mag. I know it seems like I'm a copy cat, but ever since I saw one in a magazine as a kid I wanted one.
4) 1911 Longslide 10mm. Once again, saw one when I was a kid and just loved it. The one that started this obsession off was the AMT Javalena. I know that those are pretty rare now days and weren’t really all that great back in the day, so I’m thinking of building an approximation of one instead of searching for the “real thing”. I know someone who has a slide/barrel off a Javalena built onto a Caspian frame, but we haven't had a chance to go out shooting yet, and he isn't selling.
5) S&W Model 24, 2 ½” or 3”. I would like one that still has a lot of pretty bluing left. Mostly because I like the .44 Special, and I love the lines on the Model 24. Sure, I could just get a Model 29 and shoot Specials in it instead of Mags. Probably for less money, but it just wouldn’t be the same.
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KSG
RFB
PMR-30
Glock 27
Either an AK or an SKS, fully tricked out with aftermarket stocks
Honorable mention goes to the Alaskan Co-Pilot which I doubt I could afford to shoot.
C-96 Broomhandle Mauser.
Winchester Model-94 Carbine in .32 special.
FN-49 in .30-06.
1908 Colt .380 General Officer's Pistol.
Pre-War Colt .38 Super.
The rest too, I have no desire for.
My five guns - other than the ones I already have - are:
1 - Remington 51 pocket automatic
2 - SIG P210 pistol
3 - SIG AMT rifle
4 - Ballard No. 5 Pacific single shot BP cartridge rifle
5 - Fallschirmjagergewehr 42 (although I can't make up my mind between the early and late varients)
1) MG-3(MG-42) in 7.62 Nato
2) PPSh 41
3) Valmet/Seko assault rifle
4) AS "Val" silent sniper rifle in 9x39mm
5) PP2000 SMG
Funny, only one isn't a Russian design...
1) Cheytac M-200, for ultimate long range sniping
2) BFR .50 Beowulf revolver (had to one-up the S&W .500)
3) Ma Deuce (nuff said, well needed something in .50 BMG here too)
4) AA-12 (rock&roll shotgun)
5) Bofors CBJ-MS (interesting entry in the PDW market, and I'm swedish so...)
2) PPSH
3) Winchester 1895 (.30-40 or .30-06)
4) Krag-Jorgensen 1898 Carbine
4) S&W New Model 3 (.44 Russian or .45 S&W)
2) M1 Garand (no, I still don't have one)
3) Wildey
4) M82A1 in .416 Barrett
5) Some SMG or other. MP5?
Dang. Only 5? Because I want a revolver. An original Dan Wesson pistol pack would be so cool, and I know where there is one ... but a S&W 686 would be fine.
4. Walther MPL (it's like an MP5, but with class)
3. Thompson M1928 (with violin case, please)
2. Colt Python (just plain Iconic)
1. Cylinder & Slide M2008 Historical (cross a 32 Pocket Hammerless and a 1911 then put a halo over it)
Since 5 isn't nearly enough:
6. M1941 Johnson rifle (to keep my Garands and Carbines company)
7. M3 Grease gun (because it looks like a plumbing accident)
A .44 AutoMag, and lots of ammunition
A STG-44, one of the earlier ones (not one thrown out of the back of the factory to the troops) again, with lots of ammunition
A M1921 Thompson submachine gun, with the drum magazine and forward grip
A MP-38 or MP-40 submachine gun.
MRAD
1927 Thompson with at least 2 NY mags
Walker Colt
M-60 E4 (with ammo monkey)
Colt Anaconda factory ported
2. .45 cal race gun
3. Steyer Scout in .308
4. A highly accuratized EBR in 223
5 A Solathurn 20mm just for fun.
2. A top dollar double rifle.
3. A Perazzi combo.
4. Most anything from Ronnie Barrett.
5. Colt Peacemaker.
2: a second CZ to match my carry gun
3: AR-15 (with fun switch would be a plus)
4: Coonan
5: A J Stevens A & T co. tip barrel .22 short for parts.
*for some stupid definitions of firearm.
2. Mannlicher-Schoenauer 1903 Carbine.
3. Mauser 98
4. Fabbri Over/Under
5.A second M2
MK-19 (because it is verboten and 40mm)
doubletap (because it uses ball-bearings in the trigger mechanism)
AM-180 (because 275 round mags seems like just enough)
AA-12 (because it is verboten and 12 gauge)
M134 minigun (because predator was AWESOME)
2. Full auto Thompson
3. Full auto MP-40
4. Garand M1
5. H&K-53 semi
Damn NFA, damn world!
2) Costa's new signature AR
3) My long lost Detonics Scoremaster back... (should have never sold it)
4) Barret in. 338 Lapua with Nightforce optic
5) Safari Grade English 2 Bore
The 'dream' guns...
1) Coonan .357 'cuz I've always forever wanted a .357 mag pistol that looks like a pistol instead of Star Wars set pieces.
2) Ruger .44 mag design chambered in .357 so it goes along with the Coonan (I DID say 'dream' guns, didn't I? and it's MY dream)
3) A short bolt action in .357 (can't have too much 'ammo commonality in guns)
4) Ruger Security Six in...oh, .357 (you got it- it's in my cabinet now)
5) Lever action rifle in, of all things, .357. Make it a Marlin (since that's the one I have) but Winnie or Henry would be fine as well. Maybe the Winnie or Henry barrel won't start warping after ten rounds and throwing the lead wherever it chooses. (So a rebarrel is on order for the Marlin.)
Still, I do have 'other' weapons- over flowing cabinet testifies to that (as does my paranoia about home intrusion), but these are the Dream Team. Thanks for asking.
Shy III
2) BAR (the selector switch model)
3) Winchester 1897 trench gun (and every other weapon designed by St. John of Ogden)
4) Thompson 1928
5) That P-14 sniper kit I saw at the gun show last year.
(Although I would just like to note in passing that I find it very slightly amusing that the gun at the top of the "no budget, no excuses, no reason, just because" list gets a paragraph of justification for its utility. Dude, you really need to just figure out a way to get one. Sell something else or whatever, but scratch that itch. ;))
I am guessing you have never held nor fired one...
Yes, it is a fun gun to shoot!
2. Glock 18 - Full Auto 9mm Pistol
3. Desert Tactical HTI Sniper Rifle - With all the conversion barrels in .50BMG, .416 Barrett, .408 Cheytac, .375 Cheytac
4. Advanced Armament Corporation's Integral Suppressed Ruger 10/22 - Who doesn't love suppressed arms
5. AA12 - Full Auto 12 Gauge Shotgun, with all the new 12gauge rounds that they developed
https://sites.google.com/site/newenglandtraining/home/your5mostwanted
2. GyroJet. A rocket-powered pistol!
3. Fallschirmjagergewehr 42. If only so I can watch people try to pronounce it.
4. Browning M2HB .50. If I'm going full auto, why bother with half measures?
5. A Martini-Henry Rifle as used at Roarke's Drift (and a Boer spear to go with it!)
4. Rock River LAR Pistol
3. MG Arms K-Yote in .308
2. RONI Glock Chassis
1. Timber Wolf Lone Wolf Frame built out as an Open Gun
http://bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com/2012/01/oh-boy-gun-blog-meme.html
Great meme, Robb! I had a lot of fun with it. Thanks!
2. Solothurn S-18/1000 20mm rifle: classic
3. Browning M2: well, make it four of 'em in an anti-aircraft mount
4. MP5SD: the 2nd coolest two-stamp gun; well, if you had a Fleming auto sear then you could just get a clone HK91 and a clone MP5SD and swap the sear between the two...
5. McBros 95 chambered in .950 JDJ: just because it's a monster and would break you in half if you tried to shoot it from the shoulder
The AA12 is a close 6th place, but you really need the little mini grenades to push that into the top 5.
By the way, Robb, I'd favor a Ferret-50 or ALS over a Tactilite, because you should have a firing pin safety to prevent OOBD. Tactilite doesn't have a cam, only a spring. Supposedly ALS fixed their bolt after the reported OOBD. A Barret M82A1 (NOT the A2--I don't care if the A1's 5 ft long, having a .50 going off right on your cheek is not cool) or AR-50 would be even better.


Barrett M82A1 or M95
French FR-F2
Springfield 1903A3 sniper
Swedish M41B Sniper with original scope
FN SCAR Heavy