Suddenly, across the nations, millions of mall-ninjas squee’d in unison Humor This absolutely cannot be real… It’s on their Facebook page Incoming Fire pistol-training.com » Blog Archive » The PiMP on 9/22/2011 10:50 AM Comments North says: on 9/20/2011 at 2:50 PM Needs pointy stick. TexasFred says: on 9/20/2011 at 2:53 PM It might be real but it's damned sure impractical... As you said, *mall ninjas*... A *real* gun hand wouldn't carry that monstrosity.. Canthros says: on 9/20/2011 at 2:55 PM Yeah, it's missing a bayonet. And maybe an IR laser and illuminator. Could you mount an iPhone on it to use as a ballistic calculator to calculate bullet drop and windage from across the food court, too? drobviousso says: on 9/20/2011 at 2:56 PM Needs arm thingy that goes up. Comrade Misfit says: on 9/20/2011 at 4:08 PM I can't be the only one who was reminded of the "Death-26" from Mad Magazine. 1911Man says: on 9/20/2011 at 4:09 PM Needs much taller, co-witnessed sights. And to be anodized a much prettier color. Bubblehead Les says: on 9/21/2011 at 12:47 PM Where's the Suppressor? Can't cruise the Mall w/o a Suppressor. Tam says: on 9/21/2011 at 1:30 PM A ghey plastic scope mount and some craptastic Chicom hardware for only the cost of a Ruger 22/45! Where do I sign? Robb Allen says: on 9/21/2011 at 1:42 PM ____________________ <- Sign here It could all be yours! Ken says: on 9/21/2011 at 4:08 PM It's real. Just got it in my e-mail from SIG. Robb Allen says: on 9/21/2011 at 4:12 PM Judging by the sounds of heads hitting desks across the states at the same time mine slammed down, I assumed that. Brass says: on 9/21/2011 at 6:54 PM But does it have storage for tactical snacks? Adrian says: on 9/22/2011 at 8:49 AM It needs the all important Sippy cup holder to the side... PaulB says: on 9/22/2011 at 10:14 AM Shouldn't it be in camo? just sayin' DirtCrashr says: on 9/22/2011 at 11:55 AM Facebook huh? I posted about this days ago. They need a real advertising department/manager, not someone from Sky-Mall. Ken says: on 9/22/2011 at 1:02 PM Sippy cup? Needs dual Big Gulp holders. You know, for balance. Cybrludite says: on 9/22/2011 at 2:20 PM Well, if someone's willing to plunk the money down for it, more power to SIG for taking it from them. It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. ExurbanKevin says: on 9/22/2011 at 2:28 PM Meh. It's not it Flat Dark Earth or digital camo. Not tactical enough for me. Terriligunn says: on 9/22/2011 at 4:37 PM I keep seeing it, and I still can't quite believe it. Its like a Glock 1911, it just seems so photoshoppy. Sadly its not. Skip says: on 9/22/2011 at 6:58 PM Should be belt fed. DirtCrashr says: on 9/22/2011 at 8:34 PM Massive enough to be crew-served! ravenshrike says: on 9/23/2011 at 12:48 AM The real question is do they sell the carry strap needed to lug that thing around, since I can't think of any holster that would work. farmist says: on 9/23/2011 at 3:45 AM @ravenshrike: lanyard loop, hangs right next to their ID tab Shrimp says: on 9/23/2011 at 9:51 AM Needs to be available in Urban Camo (blue/white/gray) that exactly matches whatever the current top "1st person shooter" game has. Otherwise, no self respecting mall ninja (contradiction in terms, I know) would own it, unless they can say it is the Counterstrike version, or the Call of Duty limited edition, etc. Cormac says: on 9/23/2011 at 4:23 PM Tactical Operator Black is the new Camo! Didn't you guys get the black-on-black Tactical Operator Memo? Loki1776 says: on 9/25/2011 at 2:02 PM It needs a bayonet. Comments have been closed on this topic.