Needs pointy stick.

It might be real but it's damned sure impractical... As you said, *mall ninjas*... A *real* gun hand wouldn't carry that monstrosity..

Yeah, it's missing a bayonet. And maybe an IR laser and illuminator. Could you mount an iPhone on it to use as a ballistic calculator to calculate bullet drop and windage from across the food court, too?

Needs arm thingy that goes up.

I can't be the only one who was reminded of the "Death-26" from Mad Magazine.

Needs much taller, co-witnessed sights. And to be anodized a much prettier color.

Where's the Suppressor? Can't cruise the Mall w/o a Suppressor.

A ghey plastic scope mount and some craptastic Chicom hardware for only the cost of a Ruger 22/45! Where do I sign?

It's real. Just got it in my e-mail from SIG.

But does it have storage for tactical snacks?

It needs the all important Sippy cup holder to the side...

Shouldn't it be in camo? just sayin'

Facebook huh? I posted about this days ago.
They need a real advertising department/manager, not someone from Sky-Mall.

Sippy cup? Needs dual Big Gulp holders. You know, for balance.

Well, if someone's willing to plunk the money down for it, more power to SIG for taking it from them. It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Meh. It's not it Flat Dark Earth or digital camo. Not tactical enough for me.

I keep seeing it, and I still can't quite believe it.
Its like a Glock 1911, it just seems so photoshoppy. Sadly its not.

Should be belt fed.

Massive enough to be crew-served!

The real question is do they sell the carry strap needed to lug that thing around, since I can't think of any holster that would work.

@ravenshrike: lanyard loop, hangs right next to their ID tab

Needs to be available in Urban Camo (blue/white/gray) that exactly matches whatever the current top "1st person shooter" game has. Otherwise, no self respecting mall ninja (contradiction in terms, I know) would own it, unless they can say it is the Counterstrike version, or the Call of Duty limited edition, etc.

Tactical Operator Black is the new Camo!

Didn't you guys get the black-on-black Tactical Operator Memo?

It needs a bayonet.