Look, I’m not going to lie to you. I currently am not sitting on a throne made of of solid gold with pillows stuffed with Benjamin Franklins for comfort. I’ve never wiped my rear end with imported silk nor do I have a butler to fetch me a cup of Kopi Luwak at a moment’s notice.
In fact, I’m pretty much broke. Oh, I realize that people have been mislead by the media and Hollywood to believe bloggers just rake in the cash, but the reality is far from that. So far is that from the truth that I find myself having to lower my standards and (oh, the shame) offer you people… a sale.
Yes, that’s right, I’m offering my superb graphic design skills at prices far, far below retail value. I am running a special right now of $30 to design a blog header or small logo for you. Normally, I charge $50 an hour for design work but have decided that, for a limited time only, I would offer to do a few images at a steep discount to pull in some of that filthy lucre that blogging is fabled to do.
Now, you’re asking yourself “Robb, do you use quality pixels in your designs?” and that’s a great question. All my pixels are hand crafted right here in the US using the finest Red, Green, and Blue that money can buy. I don’t water down my pixels into Cyan, Magenta, Yellow and Black like many other Fly-By-Night shops. Take a look at JayG’s new header. Notice the depth of the maroon? See how the white is pure 255,255,255 and not the less expensive 253,253,253? We don’t cut corners here, nosireebob.
So, if you’re looking for a fancier blog header or are in need of a simple logo design for a project, let me know. Once I’ve filled up my buffer and / or run out of time, this deal will go the way of the Brady Campaign. Act today, supplies are limited.