My wife was looking through the Best Buy circular in the Sunday paper. She asked me what a USB Drive was since she saw a whole bunch of them. I responded that it's a portable storage device and that I'd like one for my MP3's so I could take them to work but that I needed a 512M or greater and they were a little too pricey for me.
She looks a little longer and says "Here's one for $29 that says it's 802.11 gigabytes (802.11g)"
She didn't understand why I was laughing so hard.