We would lose a quarter of the Earth's forests Humor Just for the paper needed to print these off. Warning labels for newspapers Comments Mark Alger says: on 8/14/2010 at 9:45 AM I **SO** wanted to give a smartass answer to your Turing question. Problem with the exact wording of your sticker is that it would soon obscure the entire contents of most newspapers. M Christina LMT says: on 8/14/2010 at 11:16 AM Thanks, Robb! I needed a laugh. :) Jake says: on 8/14/2010 at 8:06 PM Problem with the exact wording of your sticker is that it would soon obscure the entire contents of most newspapers. So what's the downside? It's not a bug, it's a feature. ubu52 says: on 8/15/2010 at 4:05 AM You know what is funny? I spent a lot of time last week reading about the Mexican Mafia and "La Eme" and local gangs -- and I realized that most of what we all read in the papers has nothing to do with reality. The drug cartels in Mexico have nothing to do with the Mexican Mafia in the California Prison system. Reporters across the USA use the terms "Mexican Mafia" and "drug cartels" interchangeably, but they are not the same thing. The Mexican Mafia operates like the Italian Mafia -- with "made" men and all the rest. Anyway, everyone should look at most journalism as a "quick and dirty" profession. They have to put out stories and they usually don't have a lot of time to work on them to get them right. They do the best they can with time constraints. Linoge says: on 8/15/2010 at 10:40 AM And yet "authorized journalists" are the only ones who should have their First Amendment rights protected, preserved, and respected, right, UBU? I have to admit - you shooting down your own arguments is more amusing than those arguments themselves. Comments have been closed on this topic.