Geek joke Geekdom Who's there? Asynchronous Programming Who? Knock Knock Asynchronous Programming Comments Carl Nelson says: on 2/3/2017 at 3:07 PM await Laughter; Steve says: on 2/3/2017 at 5:52 PM I loved debugging multi-threaded code. Wait, where am I now? Free Range Oyster says: on 2/3/2017 at 9:33 PM Ha! So glad I don't do that often. John Hardin says: on 2/4/2017 at 2:55 PM You have to remember to lock() the door. Mark says: on 2/5/2017 at 10:49 PM I'd tell you a UDP joke but you probably wouldn't get it. D Cress says: on 2/14/2017 at 10:02 PM * A UDP packet walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hello, what can I get you". The UDP packet doesnt acknowledge.* A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer." The bartender replies, "You want a beer?" The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."* An ICMP packet walks into a bar, says “Hello!” to the bartender, who then in turn runs out to tell the ICMP packet’s wife.* A Broadcast packet walks into a bar, screams to the bartender, "HEY MAC! I WANT A BEER!" Everyone else in the bar hears him but chooses to ignore him.* A RARP packet walks into the bar and knows your name, but needs to know your address.* A Multicast Packet walks into a bar and says "A Beer for everyone!" and everyone gets the beer at the same time.* An AppleTalk packet walks into a bar and orders a beer, but nobody understands.* IPv4 walks into a bar The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" IPv4 responds, "a strong CIDR please... I'm exhausted." Comments have been closed on this topic.