Mrs. Marble is kidnapping me and taking me to an undisclosed location on the beach! I am being taken against my will. She claims it's a "vacation" but I know better. She is forcing me to live like a savage, far away from email or an Internet connection! Please help!
If you are near a beach, look for me! I will be the guy wandering around the sandcastles looking for a network jack or a cooler with WiFi capabilities.
I may not make it through the weekend, so please, hold digital vigils for my return. Lo, I shall become one with the Insignificant Amoeba in the TTLB Ecosystem!
This is SaaM, signing off. Have a great weekend.