My wife told me this story earlier today. My oldest daughter, Georgia, goes to preschool at our church. Wednesday's are 'Chapel' days where they go to the chapel and listen to the pastor. Today's topic was forgiveness.
Georgia: I jumped on my bed this morning and cracked my head.
Pastor: Well, I'm sure your mommy gave you forgiveness.
Georgia: No, my mommy gave me Motrin!
If you read that in Reader's Digest some day, just remember you saw it here first.