Because my head is still attached.
Last night I dreamt I woke up at 3AM and, being that I was at a gun blogger conference where everyone was sharing what appeared to be barracks style sleeping arrangements, I tapped Tam and told her about a blog post I made. She got up, linked to my post from her blog then went back to sleep.
I then woke up in a cold sweat* thinking “OMG. I just woke Tam up to link whore myself. She’s going to kill me”.
*This too was part of the dream as I was still snoozing comfortably under 200 blankets. Nothing like dreams within dreams within dreams.