Because I think I might want to shoot the Pro-Am this year. My deal on “I’ll wear your competitors’ logos” is still valid, which is bound to drive down their sales when I get a letter like this

"Dear Mr. Allen, thank you for your competition in this year's Pro-Am. We're not sure how out of 200 competitors that you came in 208th, but... Whatever that thing you did during stage three during the reload (seriously, we've never seen a magazine get caught on the ejector like that) explains a lot"