Because we have facts and all they have are penis jokes, this one made me chortle
“Officer, I was in fear of my life so I dicked my assailant to death.”
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TinCan Assassin
says:
You know, if I were compensating for something, wouldn't I carry something a bit bigger than a 3" snubby?
My favorite:
"Of course I'm compensating! If I could kill someone from 100 yards away with my penis, I wouldn't need a rifle, now would I?"
"Of course I'm compensating! If I could kill someone from 100 yards away with my penis, I wouldn't need a rifle, now would I?"
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It'd be nice to turn Markley's Law back on these dweebs.