Well, that escalated quickly Humor “Ford Earthfucker? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, son” -Advertisement- Incoming Fire SayUncle » And it runs on the tears of hippies . . . on 1/28/2013 8:33 PM Comments Crotalus says: on 1/28/2013 at 12:50 PM =-O guy says: on 1/28/2013 at 1:57 PM Starfucker? MattW says: on 1/28/2013 at 2:15 PM "Wow" was my last comment.Apparently not enough substance for the spam filter to let it through. At least I got positive feedback that it thinks I'm a spammer! Dirk says: on 1/28/2013 at 2:23 PM Meh. Wouldn't fit in my garage. :) Rob Crawford says: on 1/28/2013 at 2:41 PM I almost... climaxed... but then I noticed the lack of a turret on the roof. Gerry says: on 1/28/2013 at 3:51 PM It runs on whale oil. Timmeehh says: on 1/28/2013 at 4:19 PM And has Baby Seal Skin seat covers. Frank says: on 1/28/2013 at 5:19 PM Do want...a fleet of them. Tango says: on 1/28/2013 at 9:27 PM Whale skin hubcaps. All leather cow interior. Big brown baby seal eyes for headlights! Jon says: on 1/28/2013 at 9:52 PM 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Will says: on 1/28/2013 at 10:45 PM How about calling it the "Gaia Raper"? Weer'd Beard says: on 1/29/2013 at 5:32 AM Of course the lefties are gonna cry about "American Excess", but let's face it, 99% of those brutes are going to be wearing dump-bodies and plow frames.I'm sure more than a few are going to be hauling massive rigs with a goose-neck hitch. Terrapod says: on 1/29/2013 at 7:42 AM I would call that the Alaska Soccer Mom special Kevin Baker says: on 1/29/2013 at 8:47 AM Ford's SUV lineup:EscapeExplorerExpeditionExcursionExclusionEarthfuckerYep, that's pretty much it. 1 With A Bullet says: on 1/29/2013 at 9:33 AM Maybe they just found a real live munchkin to stand next to it... Geodkyt says: on 1/29/2013 at 12:14 PM Holy Mother of Truckzilla!I want one. I'd need a jetway to get in, have no use for it, and couldn't afford to keep it fueled up, but I want one.Looks like the undercarriage is lubricated with live Occupy protestors. Joe in PNG says: on 1/29/2013 at 3:47 PM As one who routinely drives the linear potholes and greasy clay mountainside skidpads the 3rd world calls "roads", I've got to say "meh". Another Insecure Soccermom Special.Now a Toyota Hilux 2.4l diesel, on the other hand....that's a vehicle that'll go anywhere except fast on a highway! Kaerius says: on 1/29/2013 at 8:01 PM "Tango says:on 1/28/2013 at 9:27 PMWhale skin hubcaps. All leather cow interior. Big brown baby seal eyes for headlights!"Reminds me of one of those russian super luxury cars with whale-penis leather seats. Willis Baker says: on 1/29/2013 at 10:26 PM Where is the elevator? Garage, that truck wouldn't be still long enough to be in a garage. What is that a F-1000 Triple Cab? Comments have been closed on this topic.