=-O

Starfucker?

"Wow" was my last comment.

Apparently not enough substance for the spam filter to let it through.

At least I got positive feedback that it thinks I'm a spammer!

Meh. Wouldn't fit in my garage.

:)

I almost... climaxed... but then I noticed the lack of a turret on the roof.

It runs on whale oil.

And has Baby Seal Skin seat covers.

Do want...a fleet of them.

Whale skin hubcaps. All leather cow interior. Big brown baby seal eyes for headlights!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero!

How about calling it the "Gaia Raper"?

Of course the lefties are gonna cry about "American Excess", but let's face it, 99% of those brutes are going to be wearing dump-bodies and plow frames.

I'm sure more than a few are going to be hauling massive rigs with a goose-neck hitch.

I would call that the Alaska Soccer Mom special

Ford's SUV lineup:

Escape
Explorer
Expedition
Excursion
Exclusion
Earthfucker

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Maybe they just found a real live munchkin to stand next to it...

Holy Mother of Truckzilla!

I want one. I'd need a jetway to get in, have no use for it, and couldn't afford to keep it fueled up, but I want one.

Looks like the undercarriage is lubricated with live Occupy protestors.

As one who routinely drives the linear potholes and greasy clay mountainside skidpads the 3rd world calls "roads", I've got to say "meh". Another Insecure Soccermom Special.

Now a Toyota Hilux 2.4l diesel, on the other hand....that's a vehicle that'll go anywhere except fast on a highway!

"Tango says:
on 1/28/2013 at 9:27 PM
Whale skin hubcaps. All leather cow interior. Big brown baby seal eyes for headlights!"

Reminds me of one of those russian super luxury cars with whale-penis leather seats.

Where is the elevator? Garage, that truck wouldn't be still long enough to be in a garage.
What is that a F-1000 Triple Cab?