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You kids get off my lawn
This is both insulting and one of the nicest things anyone has Tweeted about me ever
posted by by Robb Allen @ 3/26/2014 9:15:41 AM | Feedback (0)
Lately I’ve noticed that the monitors I look at for hours upon hours a day were starting to get a little more difficult to read. I had Lasik done back in 2000, and my vision went from 20/(Some number better expressed in scientific notation) to 20/15, however the doctors told me that over the years, my eyes would shift and things might get blurry again later. They never did. Sitting here in the office, looking across the bay, I can pick out the difference between a car and a truck crossing the...
posted by by Robb Allen @ 3/28/2013 8:45:31 AM | Feedback (6)
It’s depressing to realize I simply cannot go to a Super Bowl party and eat a little of everything that people brought and expect to feel OK the next day. Used to be, drinking too much made me feel like crap the next day, but I rarely drink anymore and when I do, like last night, it’s a single beer. All night and all morning the concept of installing a lap belt onto the toilet seems like a financially sound idea.
posted by by Robb Allen @ 2/4/2013 9:46:37 AM | Feedback (6)
Had to go to the doctor’s office yesterday. My right elbow has been killing me for the past few weeks and since it wasn’t getting any better, I figured I’d go get it checked out. I had to see the Nurse Practitioner because the Doc was booked for weeks, but I figured this wasn’t something that absolutely required him so I signed up. When she came in, I explained that just forward of my right elbow was in a lot of pain. I had to stop working out my upper body because, while I could curl a bar,...
posted by by Robb Allen @ 7/20/2012 8:26:26 AM | Feedback (17)

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