posted by Feedback (3)@ 6/14/2013 3:49:04 PM |
Not that it makes up close friends and best of buds, but Kennedy follows me, which I can’t help but geek out over.
Sometimes, that person is me…
posted by Feedback (2)@ 6/5/2013 1:28:25 PM |
Here’s some shit I’ve said on Twitter According to #GunControl logic, Metamucil keeps you "regular" by having the government register and license your bowel movements. I'm a firm believer Meth users should be in jail. Mostly because they make getting sweet, sweet Pseudophed so $#(*ing hard to get. Pro tip - It's very difficult to throw yourself a surprise party.
“This is the government your forefathers warned you about.”
posted by Feedback (4)@ 5/20/2013 11:51:17 AM |
posted by Feedback (2)@ 4/29/2013 11:54:28 AM |
Earlier today I made this Twitter comment Then I see this headline - Earth Day co-founder killed, composted girlfriend Had I only known.
posted by Feedback (10)@ 4/22/2013 10:48:58 AM |
A man is both simultaneously right and wrong until observed by a woman. Then he is most certainly wrong. #SchrödingersWife
posted by Feedback (1)@ 3/29/2013 10:11:07 AM |
I learned two three, very helpful words today bathykolpian, spathic and callipygian. Bonus points if you can work any of those words into a meeting today.