Make no bones about it

My wife made these 'bones' last night for a snack at our little Halloween shindig. She took Pillsbury refrigerated bread sticks, cut them lengthwise at the ends just a bit, then balled up the two fringes to make them look like bones. She sprinkled them with garlic powder and a little kosher salt then baked them. They turned out wonderful. Add a side of "pizza sauce blood" and there wasn't a single one left by the end of the night. Irelyn went as a Vampire Bat Georgia went as...

posted @ 11/1/2009 8:45:35 AM | Feedback (4)

"I think God only invented sex because he didn't think of this first."

Greg both makes me laugh and makes my mouth water at the same time. I gotta try this.

posted @ 10/12/2009 2:20:15 PM | Feedback (1)

Molten Chocolate Lava Cake

So, I tried to make Molten Lava Cake for the Mrs yesterday as it was her birthday. Due to certain individuals failing to read all the directions and grabbing unsweetened chocolate by accident, let's just say failure was imminent. They were disgusting, solid, and turned to ash in your mouth. Which was sad, because Kari has really looked forward to having it for her birthday. It really put a damper on things. So tonight, I tried again. To GREAT success It's a fairly simple recipe and takes...

posted @ 8/24/2009 8:51:08 PM | Feedback (2)

As a matter of fact, I'll eat as many as I damned well please

The Mrs. made some fantastic Oatmeal Toffee Cookies. And no, you can't have any. They're all mine.

posted @ 6/20/2009 4:00:41 PM | Feedback (0)

Mother's Day cinnamon roll after action report

Success! Just look at these babies. (With and without frosting) Notes for next time. Cut back on the sugar for the filling, go nuts with the butter in the middle. Cinnamon level was perfect. The Mrs. loved 'em, so that's what counted the most.

posted @ 5/10/2009 9:15:32 AM | Feedback (1)

For the Mrs.

Making homemade cinnamon rolls for Mothers' Day breakfast. Takes a while to prep, so I'm making the dough tonight so I can get up bright and early tomorrow to assemble then bake the suckers. The wife absolutely HAS to hit the Strawberry Festival every year simply because this one place does cinnamon rolls like none you've ever tasted. Huge, sticky, cinnamon-y, and delicious. So, it is my quest to make cinnamon rolls at least as good as those guys. We'll see how this one goes. The recipe is...

posted @ 5/9/2009 7:28:50 PM | Feedback (1)

Culinary advice

Paprika should be stored far away from the Cayenne, especially when they're both the same brand. Trust me on this one, your taste buds will appreciate it.

posted @ 3/31/2009 6:25:00 PM | Feedback (5)

Edible nirvana

So simple yet it will bring tears to your eyes 1 lb. bacon (thick cut works better)3/4 cup brown sugar1 tsp. cracked pepper Preheat oven to 425°. Line a baking sheet with foil. Mix the sugar and pepper on a plate. Dredge the bacon in the sugar, shaking off the excess. Bake for 15-20 minutes, depending on how well done you like your bacon (I like mine soft). The tips of the bacon may burn and turn black. Tell your family not to eat those parts then horde them all for yourself as they are like...

posted @ 1/29/2009 5:54:32 PM | Feedback (7)

Suicide with a grin

I think just a few bites of this would kill me, but I'd die very, very happy.

posted @ 1/12/2009 2:00:32 PM | Feedback (6)

My cholesterol went up 30 points just looking at this

Turbaconducken. Making and eating something like that has just found its way onto my bucket list. That, and the fact that there is a web site devote to bacon just made my day. Hat tip to the most well armed, Baconiest librarian I know

posted @ 11/19/2008 1:19:40 PM | Feedback (2)

At least the food has been good

Yeah, I'm in a poopy mood but I have to admit at least dinner this week has been nothing short of amazing. Tonight, the Mrs. made pasta fagioli which was phenomenal. And the other day, we had balsamic glazed chicken which literally was painful to make (both because I had a paper cut on my finger and the fact that the marinade smelled so good it made my stomach hurt). We topped it off with grilled asparagus, one of my girls' favorite foods. I highly suggest you try that recipe. You might want to...

posted @ 11/12/2008 7:07:17 PM | Feedback (0)

Hula Bagels

My wife found this recipe a while back, and let me tell you it has been a family favorite ever since. You'll need the following ingredients Fresh pineapple rings. The canned stuff just doesn't cut it. Cheddar cheese (I like the chipotle slices if I can find them) Sliced ham Bagels BBQ Sauce. I highly recommend Sweet Baby Rays, especially the chipotle kind if you like a little heat First, toast the bagels a little. Smear each half of a bagel with BBQ sauce, top with ham, then pineapple,...

posted @ 12/29/2007 9:16:21 PM | Feedback (4)

How do you make vegetables even better?

Wrap 'em in meat!. Yes ladies and gentlemen, when it comes time to enjoy asparagus, nothing beats coating them in olive oil, kosher salt, and pepper, then wrapping their little green carcasses in partially cooked bacon and shoving them in a 425° oven for 12 minutes. Nothing. My oldest daughter runs around the house all excited when we make asparagus. It's her favorite. She ate two of those bundles you see up there. Oh, how the tips simply turn crispy and how the fat from the bacon just absorbs...

posted @ 12/5/2007 9:40:40 PM | Feedback (11)

Chicken Breasts with Lemon Pan Sauce

This tangy dish is so easy to make and yet amazingly delicious. You will need a large, oven proof pan to cook the chicken in. The skin becomes almost bacon like in its crispness and flavor. Ingredients 4 10 oz. chicken breast halves (bone in - skin on)*2 tbsp vegetable or extra virgin olive oil1 large shallot minced1/2 cup chicken stock1/4 cup lemon juice6 medium sprigs thyme3 tbsp butter cut into thirdskosher salt & freshly ground pepper * I use a whole chicken and simply cut it up, but...

posted @ 11/4/2007 8:00:35 PM | Feedback (3)

Life is good

Not only did I get to make a delicious lemon chicken last night, tonight I'm preparing the world's most kick ass potato leek soup. Picked up some ciabatta bread and will make spice dip to go with it (the same stuff they serve at Carabba's). The whole house smells like sauteed leeks, shallots, celery and garlic. Then, I'm making a tres leches cake. Have I mentioned I love to cook?

posted @ 11/4/2007 4:38:44 PM | Feedback (4)

Slow Cooked Spaghetti Sauce

2 8oz cans of tomato sauce2 6oz cans of tomato paste28 oz water (each can from above)3 large onions, chopped fine2 cloves of garlic, minced4 tbsp olive oil2 bay leaves1 tsp oregano1 tsp basil1/2 tsp thymegenerous grinds of peppersalt In a large stockpot, heat the olive oil to medium high. Add the garlic and sauté for a minute or so, then add the onions and turn the heat down to medium. Sauté for about 8 minutes until all the onions are soft and clear. Add the tomato sauce and paste,...

posted @ 10/5/2004 9:46:00 AM | Feedback (1)

Spaghetti Blogging

Since the mother is down for the weekend, I decided I'd make my super famous (at least in my family) spaghetti sauce. 3 1/2 hours of pure love go into this, not to mention 3 large onions, 6 cloves of garlic, 2 8oz. cans of tomato sauce, 2 6oz. cans of tomato paste, 1 tsp of basil, 1 tsp of oregano, 1/2 tsp of thyme, 2 bay leaves, generous helping of fresh ground pepper, 4 tbsp of olive oil, and a bunch o' salt.Heat up the oil in a large stock pot (medium high). Push in the...

posted @ 10/3/2004 2:29:00 PM | Feedback (2)

Recipe Idiosyncrasies

I made flan from scratch tonight (I actually had to make the sweetened condensed milk!). It turned out ok, but next time I'm just using condensed milk from a can.What caught my eye was one of the recipes online that called for 3 egg yolks (separated)3 egg whitesI wonder how many people read that recipe and wasted (ok, Nathan, "used". Happy now?) 6 eggs?

posted @ 9/8/2004 10:26:00 PM | Feedback (3)

Bread Help

I like to make bread. My wife finds this funny because I don't usually like to actually eat it once I've got it baked.Anyway, yesterday I made a loaf of whole wheat since it's magnanimously cheaper than buying it and I have such a dandy time doing it. This loaf I did 100% by hand, no bread machine! Well, like usual, my whole wheat turned out to be fairly dense. My wife wants super light & fluffy bread like you buy at the store, not something resembling the density of a cinder block.Any...

posted @ 8/23/2004 2:57:00 PM | Feedback (4)

Taco Seasoning

I'm one of those people who like to make things myself rather than buy it at a store if I can do it for cheaper. One of my favorites is my taco seasoning. I find this to be much better than anything I can buy at the store and I always have the ingredients on hand. Ingredients: 1-2 Teaspoon minced dehydrated onion 1 Tablespoon chili powder 1 Teaspoon cumin 1 Teaspoon garlic powder 1 Teaspoon hot paprika 1...

posted @ 6/14/2004 12:46:00 PM | Feedback (0)

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