A lack of pants. I can live with that.

posted @ 1/9/2012 1:43:18 PM | Feedback (2)

Like sending free tickets to the circus to someone with coulrophobia

Living the pants free lifestyle isn’t always that easy. With all the restraining orders and ever increasing court appearances for disorderly exposure (I swear, they made that charge up just for me), there comes a time when pants are simply required and ‘open-rear kilts’ are a no-go. So, because they are necessary, it behooves one to have a few sets of slacks in the closet just in case. A while back, in what I can only surmise was a joke amongst the marketing department, I was approached by...

posted @ 11/22/2011 11:14:03 AM | Feedback (8)

Even better than JayG in a pink tutu

Caleb If we hit the $1000 mark, I will shoot the 2012 Bianchi Cup in a kilt. Kilts are acceptable in the Pantsfree Lifestyle™

posted @ 9/22/2011 2:34:14 PM | Feedback (4)

Wearing the pants so I don’t have to

World famous gun blogger reviews Woolrich Elite Concealed Carry Chino legshirts. Better him than me.

posted @ 9/19/2011 3:43:25 PM | Feedback (0)

Add one more to the list

I finished Terry Pratchett’s “Small Gods” this weekend (from the list of 100 great Sci-Fi books meme). Great book, and this was my favorite line If you spend your whole time thinking about the universe, you tend to forget the less important bits of it. Like your pants. Amen Brutha

posted @ 9/6/2011 1:40:29 PM | Feedback (2)

If calling them invisible makes you feel better

Then by all means, please do so.

posted @ 9/2/2011 9:06:30 AM | Feedback (3)

Slashdot founder resigns, promotes the pants-free lifestyle

From Slashdot Thanks to everyone who helped build Slashdot over the years: the list is far to long to fit in this textfield but you know who you are, and you all know that I've got your back in a knife fight. Lastly, thanks to every Slashdot reader for giving me your time all these years. I hope I've wasted it efficiently and enjoyably. Pants are optional. Damn straight!

posted @ 8/26/2011 1:53:59 PM | Feedback (5)

Been there, done that

Look, sometimes you awake to find yourself practicing the Pants Free Lifestyle™. It is natural when you find yourself in this situation to assume the limo you have awoken in is yours to drive home.

posted @ 8/24/2011 9:40:14 AM | Feedback (0)

With no pants comes great responsibility

Sadly, not everyone can handle the pants free lifestyle Locy then retrieved a larger sword, pulled it from the sheath and told her, “I’m going to kill you,” the affidavit says. Hibbs wrote that after the woman tried to run away, he “slammed” her onto the living room couch, where he punched her several times. She managed to free herself and call 9-1-1. The girlfriend told investigators that Locy left the house with the sword. He was still naked. Normally, the cops get a “Naked man...

posted @ 8/17/2011 8:31:43 AM | Feedback (7)

Actually, I don’t even care about the sandals

Hat tip Ace of Spades

posted @ 8/16/2011 3:47:35 PM | Feedback (3)

Looks like I may have had family who helped craft the Declaration of Independence

Well, if this comic is to be believed, at least

posted @ 7/5/2011 1:49:55 PM | Feedback (3)

The pants-free lifestyle does permit underwear

Although a set of whitey-tighties are no substitute for proper hygiene

posted @ 6/8/2011 8:40:13 AM | Feedback (2)

There’s dumb

And then there’s this The thief ran from the E-Z Food Store in Lake Wales carrying two 24 packs of beer Wednesday evening, only to be undone by his own sagging jeans. … His pants dropped, exposing his plaid boxer shorts as he stumbled to the ground. Cans of beer rolled everywhere and one sprayed onto the asphalt. You either live the pants-free lifestyle or you don’t. You can’t do it halfway. Watch the video, it’s a hoot.

posted @ 5/2/2011 10:43:48 AM | Feedback (1)

Pants, not only are they unnecessary

They’re going up in price too During the interview, Costa described a “perfect storm” that led to the $10 price increase of 5.11 Tactical pants. Why did prices increase? Costa mentioned a combination of reasons, including the rising cost of oil, cotton, labor and the dollar’s declining exchange rate in the world economy. Prices are going up because of all that? Where have I heard that before? Regardless, this economy will probably do more to promote the pants free lifestyle more than I...

posted @ 3/4/2011 2:41:54 PM | Feedback (4)

With great pantslessness comes great responsibility

Don’t abuse it

posted @ 1/7/2011 1:45:53 PM | Feedback (2)

I'm planning on quitting my job

And getting a news anchor job in Slovenia. I'm telling you, before you know it, it'll be considered a great look.

posted @ 9/19/2010 11:25:43 AM | Feedback (2)

Because it apparently requires mentioning

The Pants Free Lifestyle does not condone drinking and driving "I asked her, `Where are your pants?' and I think she answered, `I don't know,'" Deputy David Alvarado told Plantation investigators. "Kinda shocked me." You'll get used to it Deputy, I promise! Hat Tip Around O-Town

posted @ 9/7/2010 9:07:46 AM | Feedback (1)

See?? See??

This is one of the many reasons why pants are a bad idea!

posted @ 8/26/2010 11:34:08 AM | Feedback (4)

My influence has exceeded my expectations

From a comment over at JayG's Nancy R. said... "Pantslessness ..." Is it so wrong that Sweet Daughter now yells "Look! I'm Rob Allen!" when running around sans bifurcated legwear? I guess I should check the output power on the Pants-Free-Lifestyle broadcasting satellite I've got orbiting high above the thermosphere. Hat tip Mike W.

posted @ 7/30/2010 2:32:43 PM | Feedback (5)

Alas, I cannot offer you discounts on high end spa merchandise

As this was not me Pantsless Burglar Caught On Tape After two burglaries in a row, a day spa installed a security camera and ended up catching the burglar with his pants down -- literally. Springs was burglarized twice at the end of May. The burglar shattered a door or window and took cash from the register, police said. After the incidents, the owner installed a surveillance system, which caught a man breaking in at 1:30 a.m. on July 9, police said. In the video, the burglar...

posted @ 7/24/2010 10:26:56 AM | Feedback (2)

Kilt != Pants

And therefore, I wholeheartedly approve

posted @ 6/25/2010 10:56:23 AM | Feedback (5)

The lifestyle

It's going Hollywood! Hat Tip Reader Jeanette!

posted @ 6/17/2010 10:05:40 PM | Feedback (3)

Fail? FAIL?

No my friends, this is a COMPLETE WIN!

posted @ 6/2/2010 11:06:20 AM | Feedback (4)

Apparently, they've never read my blog

I got an email about The Ultimate Guide to Tactical Pants. Seriously?

posted @ 5/19/2010 12:50:41 PM | Feedback (6)

It's like a national holiday just for me!

January 10th is No Pants Day! Hat Tip Top of the Chain

posted @ 1/7/2010 12:46:26 PM | Feedback (7)

Kids

You gotta teach 'em young

posted @ 1/4/2010 8:45:28 AM | Feedback (0)

Not me, I assure you

Man with no pants unrelated to pants with no man Vancouver Island RCMP were called to investigate on Saturday after a man was found walking down a highway near Campbell River with no pants. The man "was coherent but could not remember where his pants and shoes were," said RCMP Cpl. Brian Brown. I'm usually incoherent, pant or not. "A little bit later, police got a call from the wife who said a man had called the house, saying he had her husband's wallet and that they...

posted @ 11/6/2009 3:29:33 PM | Feedback (0)

My kind of cat

Hat tip to…well, pretty much everyone!

posted @ 10/30/2009 8:10:52 AM | Feedback (0)

Someone in Hollywood reads my blog

That's the only explanation for this. I saw that while waiting for Zombieland to start this weekend and kept thinking to myself that I was on camera somehow, just to check my reaction.

posted @ 10/26/2009 9:30:44 AM | Feedback (3)

No comment needed

posted @ 9/20/2009 9:44:59 PM | Feedback (5)

Quote of the day

From #gunblogger_conspiracy, discussing my upcoming MRI tomorrow. (11:03:31 AM) Unix-Jedi: Programmer Robb Allen. Microsoft Weenie. Gun nut, searching for a solution for his shoulder pain. Then an accidental power surge in the MRI alters his pants. Now when Robb Allen grows stifled or uncomfortable, a startling metamorphis occurs. The Creature is driven by rage of pants and pursued by an investigative reporter. "Ms. Couric, don't make me uncomfortable. You wouldn't like my pants when...

posted @ 9/9/2009 11:05:24 AM | Feedback (0)

You say 'disturbing' like it's a bad thing.

I say, delightful!

posted @ 9/3/2009 10:15:54 AM | Feedback (1)

Dr. Manhattan – A kindred spirit

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

posted @ 8/8/2009 8:39:13 AM | Feedback (2)

No shoes, no shirt, no service

Ain't said nuthin' about no pants

posted @ 8/6/2009 9:57:03 AM | Feedback (4)

Quote of the day

The tree of liberty must be mulched from time to time with the pants of tyrants and patriots Yuri

posted @ 7/14/2009 7:17:09 PM | Feedback (0)

*Snif* I'm so proud

I leave 'em alone for a while and find they've actually been listening.

posted @ 7/11/2009 9:59:33 PM | Feedback (2)

The brotherhood grows

Half-naked motorist to cops: I lost my pants The pants free lifestyle may take time to get used to. This poor gentleman required alcohol and a flimsy excuse. Given time, Mr. Shultz will learn that there is nothing wrong 'high-tailin' it commando' and should be a beneficial member of society, sans pants. Pants-free driving is even better in a Jeep Wrangler without doors.

posted @ 7/8/2009 12:51:55 PM | Feedback (5)

They said it couldn't be done. They were wrong

Apparently, I do have a limit to what I'm willing to put on the internet. You see, when you get an anonymous packaged in the mail containing a small, bright pink, baby-t shirt that says this You try the damned thing on. Notice the neck and how stretched it is? I looked in the mirror and realized that if a picture of me wearing that ever got loose on the Interweb Tubes, I would risk losing my job, my wife, my house, my kids, etc. etc. I have finally found my 'shame' threshold. However, to...

posted @ 7/1/2009 8:35:36 PM | Feedback (6)

And this, my friends, is why I don't work for the city

City: Workers must wear underwear The Brooksville city council recently approved a revised dress code as part of its effort to update existing policies. The revision instructs employees to observe "strict personal hygiene," including the use of deodorant. It lists "the observable lack of undergarments and exposed undergarments" as "unacceptable attire." I have a feeling if they're icky on the no undies thing, my complete lack of pants is going to really...

posted @ 6/19/2009 9:00:30 AM | Feedback (7)

It's like they know me or something

The best Venn diagram, EVAH Thanks to Say Uncle

posted @ 6/9/2009 1:24:26 PM | Feedback (0)

Pants. Who needs 'em?

Not our boys on the front line, that's for sure.

posted @ 5/22/2009 9:11:32 AM | Feedback (0)

I assure you, it wasn't me

NEW BRITAIN -- Police have arrested a suspect in a New Britain home invasion who apparently fled the scene without his pants.

posted @ 5/21/2009 6:06:04 PM | Feedback (2)

A tale of no pants

Since Tam alluded to the whole "No Pants" shtick I do here, I figured a little back story is in order. Right before the Para USA / Blackwater trip, all of that were going were on a group email discussing the outing and the various things that were going to happen while we were there. Kerby is the PR guy for Para and was heading up the emails, letting us know the details and whatnot. Kevin Baker responded to the group that he was planning on wearing his most offensive t-shirts in...

posted @ 4/19/2009 2:54:05 PM | Feedback (5)

Pants

They're just so damned overrated... That's all.

posted @ 9/18/2008 7:25:48 PM | Feedback (5)