Must be all the sunshine

Us Floridians have a whole heck of a lot of weirdoes, don't we? Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. See, she was going to go meet her new boyfriend and wanted to be ready. I assume most men have no problems helping their exes prep the pudendum for their new lover by holding the steering wheel. Oh,...

posted @ 3/9/2010 9:27:03 AM | Feedback (8)

Mountain. Molehill. Apparently these days they come preassembled

So, an Aircraft Traffic Controller brings his kid to work with him and lets the kid say a few phrases to the pilots and of course, some people completely lose their shit View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video. The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating why a child was allowed to direct air traffic at John F. Kennedy airport, one of the busiest airports in the country. … "Pending the outcome of our investigation, the employees involved in this...

posted @ 3/3/2010 1:08:19 PM | Feedback (10)

Speaking of blind idiots

Thirdpower applies stick to hornet's nest over at HuffPo. Results are predictable.

posted @ 7/29/2009 12:25:54 PM | Feedback (8)

I sit here in total awe of the unlimited stupidity of man

At the time of this writing, there are 79 comments to my post regarding the forged Bush TANG Obama birth certificate memo. I received over 10,000 visits from it making it the most successful post I have ever done. It is also one of the most illustrating of the problems we face as a society. Namely the pure, unadulterated idiocy that has infected the populace. There are three types of people who read that post Those who realize it was a joke (even if they didn't get the reference to the...

posted @ 7/29/2009 7:52:58 AM | Feedback (21)

The Stupidity – It goes to 11 as well

Hey, let's take a great photograph of people shooting by squatting in between their targets. There is no excuse for that at all. Even the best miss from time to time. In his effort to be 'edgy', this idiot has given a very bad impression. I have no desire to make what he did illegal, but I do have every right to call him a moron and to shun him from dinner parties.

posted @ 6/15/2009 10:13:00 AM | Feedback (17)

I take it all back

Maybe people are too stupid to carry guns On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. I want to believe this was just some stupid ploy to get free money, but I have this niggling feeling that this bint honestly thought there were Crunchberry orchards. Can't wait to see when...

posted @ 6/5/2009 9:44:01 AM | Feedback (7)

Real, fake, what's the difference?

This story contains multiple layers of FAIL! First, a bunch of dudes are drinking and breaking shit. Cops arrive. Most guys just head inside but Idiot Numero Uno decides to pull a replica gun on the cops. That's Fail #1. Cops respond by not repeatedly ventilating the perp with their real guns. That's Fail #2. Third Tomas Cruz-Carrera is charged with carrying a concealed dangerous instrument, aggravated menacing and disorderly conduct. Points two and three are perfectly valid. Point one...

posted @ 5/26/2009 9:28:47 AM | Feedback (3)

Stupidity should be painful

In this case, it was lethal Benally then demonstrated by putting his own 9mm Ruger, which he believed to be unloaded, to his head and firing it, Mitchell said. There's dumb, there's USDA Grade A dumb, and then there's lethally stupid. This guy gets marks in all three columns. If this doesn't win a Darwin award, then the Darwin awards aren't worth anything any more. Hat Tip Say Uncle, who knows the best way to check a firearm's condition is to point it at a hippie first.

posted @ 5/19/2009 1:10:27 PM | Feedback (4)

Gun safety – YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Want to come across as a pro-gun & pro-gun safety candidate. Don't pose half naked with your fingers on the trigger then get upset when someone posts the picture online. Seriously folks, show a bit of common sense, okay?

posted @ 3/24/2009 8:47:01 AM | Feedback (2)

There is a time and place for everything

This was not the right time, and definitely not the right place The alleged crook scooped up four Smith & Wesson guns from a vendor's table at the RK Gun Inc. show Sunday at Cessna Activity Center, 2744 George Washington Blvd. But he didn't make it far. The vendor and at least two others who were at the show grabbed the man before he could make it out the door, held him down, then cuffed him with zip ties -- hard plastic fasteners -- until law enforcement officers arrived. Austin...

posted @ 3/23/2009 8:41:29 PM | Feedback (5)

And to think these people can vote

Hat Tip Brigid

posted @ 3/9/2009 9:47:58 AM | Feedback (13)