So the other night I had a dream that Massachusetts and Florida started a war. I remember trying to call JayG to ask him what the hell was going on, but I couldn’t get through. It got me to thinking though – Who would win.
I mean sure, MA has Jay and his arsenal of stabby things and Florida is overrun with blue-haired ladies driving 45 on the freeway, and yes most Massachusettsians are already angry about living there, but I’d have to give a slight edge to my home state.
Seriously, have you ever seen the aftermath of someone getting in the way of some Octogenarian and a Matlock double feature on TBS? They will kill you with their walker and still have time to make the early bird special at Denny’s.