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Forget the looming market crash or impending civil war

Humor

The end of times has approached on 8 legs.

Somewhere up north, a certain librarian is stocking up on ammo and sighting in several rifles.

posted @ 11/22/2011 1:42:34 PM

Comments

mike w. says:

on 11/22/2011 2:19:45 PM

I'm picturing a hoarde of zombie Octopii coming off of Lake Erie right towards Willougby!!....

Aim for the tentacles!

Craig says:

on 11/22/2011 2:26:31 PM

I need a enbigenated view of that "shooting pox" sign she has on the post below. Old eyes don't blend pixels into legible txt very well anymore. Looks interesting from what I can make out.

Dwight Brown says:

on 11/22/2011 3:59:04 PM

What gun for octopii?

I would think a .45 would be enough for a single octopus, but is the larger magazine capacity of a 9mm better for multiple octopii? Or would the 9mm just zip straight through without transferring energy?

AndrewSarchus says:

on 11/22/2011 5:35:32 PM

Now I understand, this is what the Judge is for.

Dwight Brown says:

on 11/22/2011 5:37:53 PM

Mike W.:

#OctopiiWillougby

Garrett Lee says:

on 11/22/2011 9:38:24 PM

"zombie Octopii"
"multiple octopii"
"What gun for octopii"

All incorrect. Either 'octopodes' (the true proper answer, but rare and pedantic) or 'octopuses' (standard English; ignores its Greek roots).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus#Etymology_and_pluralization

Yes, it's important to me. You may go ahead and mock now, if you so choose.

SPQR says:

on 11/22/2011 10:10:37 PM

Fire.

Much fire. Gallons of gasoline.

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