Sharp as a Marble - Suddenly, across the nations, millions of mall-ninjas squee’d in unison

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This absolutely cannot be real…

It’s on their Facebook page

Can't be real... For my sanity's sake, it simply can't

posted @ 9/20/2011 2:33:42 PM

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North says:

on 9/20/2011 2:50:29 PM

Needs pointy stick.

TexasFred says:

on 9/20/2011 2:53:10 PM

It might be real but it's damned sure impractical... As you said, *mall ninjas*... A *real* gun hand wouldn't carry that monstrosity..

Canthros says:

on 9/20/2011 2:55:30 PM

Yeah, it's missing a bayonet. And maybe an IR laser and illuminator. Could you mount an iPhone on it to use as a ballistic calculator to calculate bullet drop and windage from across the food court, too?

drobviousso says:

on 9/20/2011 2:56:01 PM

Needs arm thingy that goes up.

Comrade Misfit says:

on 9/20/2011 4:08:32 PM

I can't be the only one who was reminded of the "Death-26" from Mad Magazine.

1911Man says:

on 9/20/2011 4:09:53 PM

Needs much taller, co-witnessed sights. And to be anodized a much prettier color.

Bubblehead Les says:

on 9/21/2011 12:47:05 PM

Where's the Suppressor? Can't cruise the Mall w/o a Suppressor.

Tam says:

on 9/21/2011 1:30:24 PM

A ghey plastic scope mount and some craptastic Chicom hardware for only the cost of a Ruger 22/45! Where do I sign?

Robb Allen says:

on 9/21/2011 1:42:34 PM

____________________ <- Sign here

It could all be yours!

Ken says:

on 9/21/2011 4:08:44 PM

It's real. Just got it in my e-mail from SIG.

Robb Allen says:

on 9/21/2011 4:12:11 PM

Judging by the sounds of heads hitting desks across the states at the same time mine slammed down, I assumed that.

Brass says:

on 9/21/2011 6:54:53 PM

But does it have storage for tactical snacks?

Adrian says:

on 9/22/2011 8:49:14 AM

It needs the all important Sippy cup holder to the side...

PaulB says:

on 9/22/2011 10:14:37 AM

Shouldn't it be in camo? just sayin'

DirtCrashr says:

on 9/22/2011 11:55:35 AM

Facebook huh? I posted about this days ago.
They need a real advertising department/manager, not someone from Sky-Mall.

Ken says:

on 9/22/2011 1:02:18 PM

Sippy cup? Needs dual Big Gulp holders. You know, for balance.

Cybrludite says:

on 9/22/2011 2:20:13 PM

Well, if someone's willing to plunk the money down for it, more power to SIG for taking it from them. It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

ExurbanKevin says:

on 9/22/2011 2:28:41 PM

Meh. It's not it Flat Dark Earth or digital camo. Not tactical enough for me.

Terriligunn says:

on 9/22/2011 4:37:31 PM

I keep seeing it, and I still can't quite believe it.
Its like a Glock 1911, it just seems so photoshoppy. Sadly its not.

Skip says:

on 9/22/2011 6:58:11 PM

Should be belt fed.

DirtCrashr says:

on 9/22/2011 8:34:01 PM

Massive enough to be crew-served!

ravenshrike says:

on 9/23/2011 12:48:23 AM

The real question is do they sell the carry strap needed to lug that thing around, since I can't think of any holster that would work.

farmist says:

on 9/23/2011 3:45:43 AM

@ravenshrike: lanyard loop, hangs right next to their ID tab

Shrimp says:

on 9/23/2011 9:51:26 AM

Needs to be available in Urban Camo (blue/white/gray) that exactly matches whatever the current top "1st person shooter" game has. Otherwise, no self respecting mall ninja (contradiction in terms, I know) would own it, unless they can say it is the Counterstrike version, or the Call of Duty limited edition, etc.

Cormac says:

on 9/23/2011 4:23:12 PM

Tactical Operator Black is the new Camo!

Didn't you guys get the black-on-black Tactical Operator Memo?

Loki1776 says:

on 9/25/2011 2:02:45 PM

It needs a bayonet.

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