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Because a straw would be too obvious

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Admit it, you only like potato chips because it’s too embarrassing to spoon French Onion Dip directly into your mouth.

Same concept with broccoli and ranch dressing.

posted @ 9/20/2011 11:40:18 AM

Comments

Weer'd Beard says:

on 9/20/2011 12:20:55 PM

I dunno if I agree with that. I do dip RAW broccoli in ranch because Raw Broccoli kinda tastes nasty, but with ranch its good.

Still I like cooked broccoli a lot, and don't dip potato chips.

Still shoving salsa or Queso into my cake-hole is the SOLE reason for Tortilla chips.

Bubblehead Les says:

on 9/20/2011 12:32:32 PM

But if one is alone, where does the Embarrassment come in?

dagamore says:

on 9/20/2011 1:20:05 PM

So I am the only one that does eat the ranch with a spoon? yes family get togethers have extra just for me(but i also dip my bacon it on(dont look at me like that(yes it has cheese on it I am not a barbarian!)))

Justin Buist says:

on 9/20/2011 2:13:48 PM

I live in Michigan. Ranch dressing is an acceptable beverage here.

guffaw says:

on 9/20/2011 3:37:21 PM

I know a woman who will discreetly eat ranch (allegedly for the impending fried zukes) by the finger-full, but says to drink it would be gauche!
I'm not a shelfish fan, and believe lobster and melted butter is the same meme.
Just drink it!

Sean D Sorrentino says:

on 9/20/2011 7:23:22 PM

Too true. And I echo Weer'd's statment. Tortilla chips are for shoveling salsa into my mouth.

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