Sharp as a Marble - It’s enough to depress a person

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On one side, we have the Democrats that argue we should all pay for abortions. On the other side, we’ve got presidential contenders arguing about Gardisil shots.

It’s like the whole decision is based on which side of the cervix you’re more concerned about.

posted @ 9/15/2011 6:30:45 PM

Comments

glenn b says:

on 9/15/2011 11:59:10 PM

And truth be told, the federal government should not have its nose in either issue.

Sebastian says:

on 9/16/2011 2:18:09 AM

I'm pretty sure there's only one side of the cervix most guys are concerned about, which is probably fortunate for the species, since if it wasn't for that, what happens on the other side of the cervix wouldn't happen enough to continue the species.

Stuart the Viking says:

on 9/16/2011 8:12:03 AM

The mental image of two guys in a tug-o-war over a woman's cervix is not the mental image I needed this morning. Bleh!

Never mind that this all has NOTHING to do with said cervix anyway. It has everything to do with the size and power of the government. Both sides are all for increasing the size and power of the government (even if they say they aren't, fucking liars); they just disagree on what form that larger more powerful government should take.

When they speak on these subjects, remember, what they are trying to say is "Quit trying to think for yourself you fucking little pleeb. That's what the government is for."

Yes, it is truely a sad time for America.

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Ken says:

on 9/16/2011 2:32:55 PM

The whole Gardasil "controversy" was invented by anti-Perry Texans as a means of dog-whistling the antivaccine weirdos. Rick Perry's horrible crime here was that he tried unsuccessfully to prevent girls from dying of cancer.

The hippies who rail against Big Pharma are simultaneously saying that Big Pharma is evil because it hawks false, technological medicine instead of true, homeopathic medicine; and also that Big Pharma is evil because it charges too much for its "false" medicine. Which is it? Both can't be true.

Robb Allen says:

on 9/16/2011 2:45:49 PM

Oh lord, my poor, poor throwaway joke!

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO MY ATTEMPT AT HUMOR?

Joel says:

on 9/16/2011 4:34:50 PM

Humor? THIS! IS! POLITICS! (Kicks Robb Allen into ginormous, convenient well)

Politics freeks, like Spartans, don't do guardrails.

Stuart the Viking says:

on 9/16/2011 4:36:54 PM

We are doing our crumugeonly best to drag you, kicking and screaming if we must, into our own grumpy, humorless, world view.

Now, I'm off to look up the word humor, what is this "humor" think of which you speak? It sounds like some form of devil magic.

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McThag says:

on 9/16/2011 4:57:32 PM