The new hotness is Deathers. You see, instead of improving his popularity by a bajillion points, W. had OBL whacked and stored on ice so that his successor could thaw him out, put a bullet in his skull, then claim credit for it. Then, by so conveniently adhering to ‘Muslim sensitivity’, they quote unquote bury the body at sea within the 24 hours required while coming up with some flimsy excuse that they didn’t want his grave site to be some sort of shrine.
Now, I don’t know all the details. Basic story, Osama played catch-the-bullet with his forehead and lost. Live Twitter feeds confirm something was going down at that facility during that time, the US says “We got him. Got the DNA to prove it.” and sat on the story for a few days to ensure they really did get him. Now, they haven’t released the entire genome sequence to the public so now it’s a giant conspiracy headed up by a guy who couldn’t recite the ABC’s without his teleprompter and thinks that spending money is the only way to get out of debt.
Occam’s razor has been dulled from misuse.
You see, the same mentality that lets people continue to buy into the 9-11 and Moon landing conspiracies are at work here too. If you buy into the ‘stories’, you’re just a sheeple who is being mislead because THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! Fire cannot melt steel, Obama can’t have been born in Hawaii because PDF’s weren’t around when the ‘alleged long form certificate’ was scanned in after his birth, and Osama Bin Laden has a bullet proof frontal lobe and has been in cryogenic storage for nearly 7 years.
You want me to disbelieve what I’m hearing? Offer me HARD proof. Not conjecture, not theories – solid, verifiable proof. There’s a LOT riding on claiming you killed OBL and I’m sure it’s not as clean and clear as the media is making it out to be. 9/11 was pulled off by Islamic terrorists, but there were plenty of shenanigans by our own gov’t shuttling people out of the country and simply missing the indicators. Regardless, it doesn’t mean they did it.
Do I believe Osama is dead, killed by a SEAL in a raid? At this point, looks plausible enough for me. I give Obama very little leeway in all things political, and it’s possible he waited on this strike for political gain, but other than that, I see no logical reason to assume this is an elaborate hoax meant to lull the American populace into… uh.. something.