I get a lot of hits for things like “How to turn a gun into fully automatic” and whatnot. Being that doing so in the United States will land you in Federal PMITA Prison (Land of the FREE baby!), I suggest other alternatives such as this handy guide to simulating a fully automatic, hand held firearm, in this case, a full auto AR-15 with a 30 round magazine full of .223 Remington ammo.

  1. Punch one .223” hole in the center of the target
  2. Punch 4 or 5 of the same size holes above your target
  3. Punch the remaining 24 holes into your ceiling
  4. Grab a $15 in cash, douse it in gasoline, and light it on fire. This should take only a couple of seconds.

You have now, for all intents and purposes, simulated fully automatic fire without the risk of becoming “Mrs. Rollo ‘The Toledo Rapist’ Baumgartner”.

Stay tuned for our next installment of “Simulating real life shooting scenarios” where we simulate shooting a Glock 22 using nothing more than a tightly clinched fist and a lit M-80.

posted @ 3/22/2011 3:27:50 PM
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