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posted @ 3/17/2011 2:39:14 PM

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Comments

Phssthpok says:

on 3/17/2011 3:09:03 PM

{Witty, alliterative, innuendo laden comment}

wfgodbold says:

on 3/17/2011 3:52:25 PM

{randomly generated keywords related to initial post}

{link to a phishing site}

{more random keywords}

{link to a cheap off-brand viagra/cialis retailer}

GuardDuck says:

on 3/17/2011 4:24:19 PM

{Meaningless platitudes about your blog}

{Link to my blog}

{Practically pleading you to visit my blog}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/17/2011 5:13:30 PM

{Overlong, misspelled, uncapitalized nitpicky rant}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/17/2011 5:55:23 PM

{Even longer rant}

{Link to site obviously run by rabid squirrels}

{12 pages of text cut and pasted from the same site}

Phssthpok says:

on 3/17/2011 6:24:20 PM

{Excessively verbose, over-analytical post correcting the spelling, punctuation, and overall grammar in Joe in PNG's first rant, followed by personal rant attacking his logic (and/or lack thereof) of both rants}

TinCan Assassin says:

on 3/17/2011 7:05:37 PM

{brief commentary on subject at hand, with gratuitous link to my own blog}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/17/2011 8:01:20 PM

{Encyclopedia length point by point rebuttal of Phssthpok's rebuttal of my post}

{Personal attack involving Hitler comparison}

AM says:

on 3/17/2011 8:02:16 PM

{Meh}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/17/2011 8:12:54 PM

{More links to sites run by paranoid chipmunks}

{Personal attacks on all here, with the words "sheeple" prominent.}

{Empty threat to stop reading/posting here.}

Robb Allen says:

on 3/17/2011 8:16:48 PM

{Comment regarding total lack of surprise at the meta nature of the whole affair}

TinCan Assassin says:

on 3/17/2011 9:33:14 PM

{random spam post}

Phssthpok says:

on 3/17/2011 10:36:16 PM

{Ad hominem attack on Joe in PNG with added baseless charge of racism thrown in for good measure}

Darin says:

on 3/17/2011 11:42:20 PM

{TLDR}
{rant misrepresenting what wasn't read in the first place}

Larry says:

on 3/18/2011 12:13:19 AM

FIRST!

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/18/2011 12:34:44 AM

{Post complaining of how mean everyone is here}

{Attempt at logical argument that only shows I have no knowledge at all regarding the subject at hand}

{Stale rehash of talking points from 2005}

Joe in PNG's sock says:

on 3/18/2011 12:35:53 AM

{Pathetic attempt to gin up consensus by using a sock puppet}

Phssthpok says:

on 3/18/2011 1:27:02 AM

{Expression of suspicion that Joe in PNG is in reality Japete here to rake some muck}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/18/2011 1:40:34 AM

{Obligatory "you guys are too dumb for me, I'm leaving!" post}

JD says:

on 3/18/2011 9:05:20 AM

{ spam email for pill/drug X }

DaddyBear says:

on 3/18/2011 9:21:44 AM

10 print "Why can't we all get along?"
20 sleep 120
30 ad hominem attack on blog owner and most common commenter
40 sleep 120
50 go to 10

Weer'd Beard says:

on 3/18/2011 11:28:16 AM

{Blase anti-gun talking points from anti-gun troll}

{Link to anti-gun website in hope to pull over pro-gun people looking for debate as a hail-mary to gin up sitemeter hits and ad revenue}

Newbius says:

on 3/18/2011 1:28:20 PM

{feigned attempt at snarky rejoinder}

{Link to own post tastefully riffing existing original content}

{gratuitous reference to JMB (PBUH)}

Alpheus says:

on 3/18/2011 1:34:35 PM

{Stupid comment that sort-of relates to the subject, but not really.}

Kermit says:

on 3/18/2011 1:53:17 PM

{Reference to three-year-old post from another blog, quoting salient points, tying them into this topic, and using them as evidence for original argument in this post}

{Random comment about fish}

{Sacastic comment to Weer'd Beard in regards to playing Devil's Advocate's Sock Puppet}

Kermit says:

on 3/18/2011 1:53:51 PM

{Obligatory typographical error correction}

DaddyBear says:

on 3/18/2011 1:59:49 PM

{link to funny youtube video with a tenuous connection to the subject of original post}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoCGKFg-WYw

Kermit says:

on 3/18/2011 2:06:35 PM

{link to youtube video meme completely unrelated to the topic at hand}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faQ539icdAc

AuricTech says:

on 3/18/2011 5:46:08 PM

{link to similar funny picture}

{H/T to Prof Reynolds}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/18/2011 6:57:48 PM

{Insulting "I'm back" post with strangely triumphant tone.}

{Stale rehash of previously used arguments.}

{Sad attempt to "win" argument by trying to be the last man posting.}

Phssthpok says:

on 3/18/2011 7:39:15 PM

{Rhetorical rehash of previous statements intended purely to usurp Joe in PNG's last post status}

McThag says:

on 3/18/2011 8:38:39 PM

{Say what the fourth reply said showing that I didn't read any of the previous replies}

wfgodbold says:

on 3/18/2011 11:13:54 PM

{Incredulous disbelief and rage prompted by some random website's blatant wholesale plagiarization of my failed attempt at link whoring}

Joe in PNG says:

on 3/19/2011 1:47:32 AM

{Post written while under the obvious influence of controlled substances}

{Accusation that the blog owner is obviously paid by Big (insert here)}