Sharp as a Marble - Sadly, I’m more lazy than evil

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Otherwise, I’d spend an inordinate amount of time faking up all sorts of conspiracy related documentation and ‘adding’ them into Wikileaks.

Could you imagine what the conspiracy theorists would do with an entire years worth of flight plans for the chemtrails, photographs of the other snipers in position for the Kennedy assassination, and the prop list for the moon landing set?

posted @ 12/8/2010 8:35:05 AM

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1911Man says:

on 12/8/2010 11:58:06 AM

LOL! Honestly, I had NO idea. I googled "chemtrail" and found http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory. Holy cow, Batman, these people are allowed to VOTE!

Honestly, there needs to be a test, the outcome of which determines whether you get to use the real voting both, or are ushered to the "special" booth. One can imagine all sorts of lovely possibilities for the latter form, ranging from mere write-only memory to whirling knives and steam-driven hatchets. Oh, and the booth should verbally announce, at some point, "Thank you for accepting the Area 51 (r) Mind Control Chip Implant. Please note that the implant will prevent you from seeing it on x-rays, MRIs, and CT scans. Have a nice day."

Rabbit says:

on 12/8/2010 7:22:54 PM

You know about my annual November knoll-seeding project, right? It's always a thrill to watch the outcome of that little egg hunt from a distance.

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