From an anonymous, offline conversation
The bad guys on the Right poach deer. The bad guys on the Left attempt to travel to Pakistan for jihadi training, and attempt to plant bombs next to Pioneer Courthouse Square to blow up Americans celebrating the lighting of the annual Christmas tree.
Not 100% true, but funny in a ‘huh’ kind of way. The left would love to paint the Jihadi’s as right wing religious whackos if only they were white and a majority.