Sharp as a Marble - A modern epistolary short story

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A modern epistolary short story

Humor

Chapter 1:

Text received from M. Smith 6:32PM: sup dood. afrd i be @wrk to 9.

Chapter 2:

Text received from M. William 6:33PM: sh!t man. ani1 u can get 2 wrk 4 u? ppl alrdy showin up

Chapter 3:

Text received from M. Smith 6:35PM: sry bud. cnt leave. Wud b CLM

Chapter 4:

Text received from M. William 6:36PM: 2bad 4u. cul8r

The End.

Yeah, I don't see any modern classics in this style anytime soon.

posted @ 9/20/2010 9:30:43 AM

julie says:

i'm sure there's a novel somewhere ... actually aren't they storing all tweets ... one day someone will publish them i bet

Sarah says:

My eye has a migraine now. Good Lord, I hate txtspeak.

Curtis Lowe says:

Texting is the rap music of telephony...

Brigid says:

The few times I text a month I spell it out. Call me crazy.

Robb Allen says:

You're as crazy as I am. I hate abbreviating, especially when the iPhone generally autocompletes everything just fine.

Lissa says:

I'm physically incapable of textspeak. I tried to send a text that read "r u ok?" and I broke out in hives.

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