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Always know your target and what lies beyond it

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And if you happen to be launching watermelons with a giant slingshot, it also helps to possibly avoid being 180° from the line of fire.

posted @ 9/8/2010 2:27:13 PM

Comments

USCitizen says:

on 9/8/2010 2:57:24 PM

Dang ol' watermelon. Ouch.

bluesun says:

on 9/8/2010 4:53:19 PM

We had a 2 story tall slingshot in highschool engineering club to shoot eggs with, and that happened to one of the guys. If an egg hurts that much, I don't even want to know what a watermelon to the face feels like...

Linoge says:

on 9/8/2010 5:51:55 PM

Not many people can say they have been owned by a watermelon... but, damn, I would have told that twit to screw off and gone to find a doc.

Texas Mike says:

on 9/8/2010 6:24:07 PM

Hello, Amazing Race? Allow me to introduce you to my lawyer.

Crotalus says:

on 9/8/2010 8:48:38 PM

If she's hurt, that's sad, and I wish her the best. If she's NOT hurt,...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!

mike w. says:

on 9/8/2010 10:44:07 PM

I'm amazed that didn't knock her out cold! Damn!

Also, the bit of cleavage at the beginning of the vid helps keep your attention.

Less says:

on 9/9/2010 9:02:38 AM

Ghallager...

aczarnowski says:

on 9/9/2010 9:28:09 AM

She's upright afterwards? That's one impressive team mate.

But I don't get the physics. How the hell did that happen?

Lissa says:

on 9/9/2010 9:29:14 AM

OMG! She's lucky she doesn't have a broken nose, two black eyes and some missing teeth!!

Robb Allen says:

on 9/9/2010 9:31:40 AM

@aczarnowski - I'm going to assume that the pouch holding the melon twisted thus throwing the melon backwards before hitting the lady in the ... melon.

Mr. Bingley says:

on 9/9/2010 9:48:01 AM

Yeah, Robb, that would be what i figured, too.

totwtytr says:

on 9/9/2010 6:09:44 PM

I guess I'm going to burn in Hell for laughing at this.

Robb Allen says:

on 9/9/2010 6:15:26 PM

I'll be there keeping you company.

tommy says:

on 9/9/2010 8:15:56 PM

Props to her though for exploding a watermelon with her face and still remaining mostly vertical.
But yeah, that's another day in hell to make up for laughing at that.

Les Jones says:

on 9/10/2010 11:18:36 PM

No wonder R. Lee Ermey hates watermelons with a passion.

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