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It would be a summer blockbuster for sure

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I should write a screenplay for a Terminator sequel where instead of the Machines coming back into the past, Paul Helmke goes into the future to try to explain to the resistance why they shouldn't be using guns.

posted @ 8/24/2010 12:47:37 PM

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Comments

Joe Huffman says:

on 8/24/2010 1:09:32 PM

The movie would be about 10 seconds long--unless you spent an extraordinary long time dwelling on the bullet traversing the air between the muzzle of the gun and Helmke's head.

wfgodbold says:

on 8/24/2010 5:06:19 PM

How do you know he's not a robot sent back in time by Skynet to disarm the resistance before it starts?

Weer'd Beard says:

on 8/24/2010 7:15:55 PM

Plot too thin. Helmke is a whore. Who will PAY him to go into the future to argue gun control?

Dixie says:

on 8/24/2010 9:02:17 PM

You forgot that in the Terminator universe, you have to be naked to time travel. You wouldn't subject innocent people to a naked Paul Helmke, would you?

Weer'd Beard says:

on 8/25/2010 4:50:49 AM

Dixie, I suspect Robb will use the same Hollyweird magic that turned this:
http://joedresch.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/3507579765_36ab9d8da31.jpg

Into This:
http://www.anomalousmaterial.com/movies/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/enemyatthegates.jpg

I'm sure in Robb's movie Paul would be played by Brad Pitt or Leonardo Dicaprio...hell even Scott Glenn would be closer, and still very polite...

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