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FN Herstal Five-seveN

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When you absolutely cannot be bothered to protect your family with a real caliber.

Joke shamelessly stolen from pdb

posted @ 5/12/2010 12:51:34 PM

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pdb says:

on 5/12/2010 12:58:33 PM

"...and this REALLY MEAN STARE."

Weer'd Beard says:

on 5/12/2010 1:39:21 PM

Hey its got a 20 round box. 10 or 11 pills SHOULD quiet 'em down.

That is if the gun doesn't blow up first!

Still just looking at that ugly tool should do more damage than those micro-pills it flings.

Tony says:

on 5/12/2010 2:15:46 PM

Outstanding! :D

Michael Hawkins says:

on 5/12/2010 2:24:48 PM

I don't know man, imagine being stabbed with an ice pick twenty times ...

Mike says:

on 5/12/2010 3:12:54 PM

Major Hasan killed thirteen people at Ft. Hood with one of these.

Laughingdog says:

on 5/12/2010 3:34:31 PM

I actually bought one of these back when the uproar first started. I didn't buy it because of the capabilities of the round. I bought it because I believed that every one of these on the street would make the antis cry just a little bit more.

Fortunately, I found someone to buy it, because an $800 middle finger just wasn't as satisfying in the long run. Now I can finish converting that FN into a S&W 625JM. I love capitalism.

mike w. says:

on 5/12/2010 4:46:32 PM

Or you could just buy a Kel-Tec in .22 Magnum. Similar ballistics, just as butt-ugly, and way cheaper than the FN (not to mention cost of ammo)

I really don't get why anyone would want to use what's basically a .22 for home defense.

ZerCool says:

on 5/12/2010 5:01:50 PM

Hey now, let's be fair... 5.7mm has got to be at LEAST a .23cal - but somehow the muzzle on that thing doesn't stare you down and inspire the fear of God like a .45ACP does...

Linoge says:

on 5/12/2010 8:22:44 PM

... especially given how big the slide is around it.

ASM826 says:

on 5/13/2010 9:43:29 AM

It's ugly, the ammo is expensive, and I wouldn't choose to purchase one. However, it is right there on the list of guns I don't want to be shot with.

Dixie says:

on 5/13/2010 4:49:27 PM

However, it is right there on the list of guns I don't want to be shot with.

Dixie's List of "Guns He Doesn't Want To Be Shot With:"

1) All of Them

Seriously, it might not be a .45, but the sound of it in an enclosed place will probably make the intruder easy to identify. "Officer, he's about 6', 280, and he'll be stone deaf."

dave says:

on 5/15/2010 12:38:06 AM

Judging by his angle of aim, the house has been invaded by a vicious squirrel, and the appropriate caliber for the intruder has been chosen.

Ian Argent says:

on 5/16/2010 10:43:14 PM

He could be looking down a flight of stairs.

As I noted over at Elmo's place, the Mom is out of hands (between comforting daughter and calling for a clean-up crew...I mean the cops).

Also see the referenced ad here (http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/02/16/fn-five-seven-home-defense-for-women/) which I just saw in the April American Rifleman.

straightarrow says:

on 5/17/2010 5:28:04 AM

I can honestly say that I do know of a .25 round that would be dynamite as a home defense gun. The CZ52 or the TT33. Both fire a .25x28mm bottleneck cartridge that is hot enough to penetrate body armor that a .45 ACP cannot.

But that little thing in the picture would make a Hell of a blackjack, shortrange though.

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