No April Fools jokes planned for today. Not going to sell off all my guns and start campaigning for Obama. I'm not going to start loving the health control bill.
Sorry.
I know how you people come to expect nothing but the utmost in hilarity from this site, and normally I'd comply with your wishes, but today is just not in the cards. Maybe I'll think of a quasi-dirty joke later or something and try to lose a few more readers.
Doh! Fixed