Just saw someone hit my site via a Yahoo! search for "how to dial 911 on dead battery on my iphone".

If your battery has died on your iPhone and you are in need for emergency services, here are the steps you should take

  1. Place your iPhone, connector side first, into your rectum.
  2. Assuming your anal sphincter provides 10KΩ resistance, promptly shit 5VDC.

You should be good to go. Glad I could help.

posted @ 3/29/2010 9:17:10 PM
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