All-black penguin discovered
King Penguins are notorious for their prim, tuxedoed appearance -- but a recently discovered all-black penguin seems unafraid to defy convention. In what has been described as a "one in a zillion kind of mutation," biologists say that the animal has lost control of its pigmentation, an occurrence that is extremely rare. Other than the penguin's monochromatic outfit, the animal appears to be perfectly healthy.
I admit I was surprised it wasn't blamed on Global Warming. At least you can get a steep discount on 'em (reference to the joke here)
Hat tip to the notorious racist white guy himself, Say Uncle.