Just got served a subpoena. Well, I didn't, one Bob Allen who apparently has my address did. Meaning, it's not me. I've never gone by Bob (although I had a dentist when I was a child who called me Bob but he had needles and drills, so I wasn't going to correct him).
The case deals with two parties I've never heard of in Key West, a place I've not been in a decade or so. So, here's a court system that needed to subpoena someone and, one can only assume, tried a Google search and picked the first name similar to Bob Allen they found.
Attached to the summons is a check for $61 to cover gas to Key West. A check I could not cash because my name is not on it.
So, now I have to go through the hassle of calling the attorney's office and telling them to get bent.
But they'll do a much better job at health care.
Recreational Interest: water sports