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There's a reason we refer to them as 'dumb animals'

Humor

A love-struck buck ran out of luck a week ago. The seven-point buck was killed when it rammed a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye's home in rural Viroqua.

Best part of the entire story

Brye claimed the buck with a tag from the Vernon County conservation warden. He laughed at the warden's tag note: "lawn ornament fight - lost."

I swear, I know some people who'd have given that deer a run for its money.

posted @ 11/10/2009 9:56:48 AM

Comments

B Woodman says:

on 11/10/2009 1:41:27 PM

That's too funny.
Within city limits.
ANd without firing a shot.
Can't beat it.

Gabe says:

on 11/10/2009 2:49:41 PM

Can deer be nominated for Darwin Awards?

ChrisTheEngineer says:

on 11/15/2009 3:56:31 PM

Ban aggressive lawn ornaments NOW. We simply cannot have such violent and dangerous statuary in civilized America. Do it for Bambi.

Tom says:

on 11/20/2009 4:22:46 PM

Chris, did you happen to look at the comments?

" kittkakfa said on: November 13, 2009, 6:43 pm
Why doesn't this guy remove the statue before this happens again.The deer cracked it's scull,for god sake.It's like having any type of trap in his yard,which would be illegal."

The stupidity is strong with that one.

Tom says:

on 11/20/2009 4:23:12 PM

Tom says:

on 11/20/2009 4:24:17 PM

sorry about the double post there, got a "ruh roh" page and thought it didn't go through.

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