Man with no pants unrelated to pants with no man
Vancouver Island RCMP were called to investigate on Saturday after a man was found walking down a highway near Campbell River with no pants. The man "was coherent but could not remember where his pants and shoes were," said RCMP Cpl. Brian Brown.
Vancouver Island RCMP were called to investigate on Saturday after a man was found walking down a highway near Campbell River with no pants.
The man "was coherent but could not remember where his pants and shoes were," said RCMP Cpl. Brian Brown.
I'm usually incoherent, pant or not.
"A little bit later, police got a call from the wife who said a man had called the house, saying he had her husband's wallet and that they would have to pay to get it back," he said.
My message would have been "Keep 'em. Don't need the pants and the wallet contains more receipts than cash, making its value negative".