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Near death experience

As in, I'm nearing an experience that might end in my death. Namely the Mrs' birthday is in a few days and I have no freaking clue what to get her. She's not helping either.

I'm screwed.

posted @ 8/20/2009 9:12:27 AM

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GM says:

on 8/20/2009 9:31:05 AM

You can always buy a complete set of top quality camping gear. That way if she throws you out, you'll have somewhere to stay.

Seriously, once I gave my wife a year of me washing dishes... she loved it!

GM says:

on 8/20/2009 9:31:23 AM

SayUncle says:

on 8/20/2009 9:39:39 AM

A gun?

Robb Allen says:

on 8/20/2009 9:44:00 AM

She would beat me to death with it, out of spite.

Sir Limerick says:

on 8/20/2009 10:37:59 AM

Get 10 birthday cards and put a gift card in each one from a different store/restaurant that she likes...

DirtCrashr says:

on 8/20/2009 1:23:33 PM

Tell her she's won a trip for two to Reno for the Gunbloggers Rendezvous IV!!

mike w. says:

on 8/20/2009 1:54:41 PM

Spa treatment?

kaveman says:

on 8/20/2009 3:24:22 PM

All women love large yard gnomes made out of pewter.

Lornkanaga says:

on 8/20/2009 3:50:31 PM

You can never go wrong with diamonds. Get her diamond earings or a diamond pendant.

If you can't afford diamonds, present her with a bowl full of M&Ms saying, "I wish they were diamonds." You'll get a kiss and won't have to sleep on the couch, and you'll have a few extra days to think of a good present for her.

Less says:

on 8/20/2009 4:13:13 PM

BOWLING BALL! BOWLING BALL! BOWLING BALL!

srsly, tho - ask a female co-worker or see if one of her friends can't offer a clue...

Fiftycal says:

on 8/20/2009 6:50:09 PM

I always thought that power tools were good, if she already had "too many" guns. Of course, I've been divorced for 30 years.

Timmeehh says:

on 8/20/2009 9:05:25 PM

Fitty, ya beat me to it! Course I've only been divorced for half as long.

Pagan Blacksmith says:

on 8/20/2009 11:25:41 PM

Worse than birthdays are anniversaries.

For my wife's last birthday I got her a few accessories for her motorcycle. Things like a new windscreen and a new pair of chaps.

For our Anniversary I made a picture frame, on the forge for her to put a bunch of photos in. One photo for each year we have been together.

We have not lived together, because of jobs for just over 4 years, now.

I find that the best gifts have been things I have made for her. Or something she can show off and brag about to her other school teacher friends. She especially likes doing that ladies who have husbands who prefer to watch ball games than DO something.

Daniel

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