This weekend a man with a gun walked into the local library, picked out some books he had waiting for him, then left and headed to Home Depot, then Wal-Mart to pick up cleaning supplies for this mind-controlling, weapons of death.
The gunman also allegedly threw a birthday party for his 4 year old daughter and several of her friends in the very house where the instruments of mayhem were stored. Rumor has it some of them were even loaded with high powered assault ammunition.
So far, no reports of injuries have surfaced.