In this particular story however, Julius Caesaer comes out ahead
Officers responded to a burglar alarm at BMW Motorcycles of Little Rock and made contact with an employee, Julius Ceasaer, who advised he was sleeping in the business when he heard a loud noise. He then observed a dark colored Dodge pick up backing into the business. Ceasaer advised that he grabbed his shotgun and approached the front door and observed a black male looking around at some of the motorcycles that were on display. When the suspect observed Ceasaer, he ran out of the business. The suspect vehicle then fled the area. Ceasaer observed the suspect crouching down outside the business at the point of entry. Ceasaer advised that he feared the suspect may have had a weapon so he fired shots at him.
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Hat Tip Clayton Cramer