Apparently, I do have a limit to what I'm willing to put on the internet. You see, when you get an anonymous packaged in the mail containing a small, bright pink, baby-t shirt that says this
You try the damned thing on. Notice the neck and how stretched it is? I looked in the mirror and realized that if a picture of me wearing that ever got loose on the Interweb Tubes, I would risk losing my job, my wife, my house, my kids, etc. etc.
I have finally found my 'shame' threshold.
However, to the person who sent me the small, bright pink, baby-t shirt, I've not laughed like that in a looong time. Thank you.